Smegma Stealer

An unknown entity who steals and collects the crusty smegma off cut/un-cut men while they are sleeping.
The Smegma Stealer stole my dick particles!
by Rionox April 20, 2023
mugGet the Smegma Stealer mug.

Utah Horseback

When a man seduces a horse to have anal sex with him, finishes inside the man essentially hosing all his insides with horse cum, killing the man. After the man is dead, the horse shits and pisses on dead body to cover up what the horse just did. eventually turning out to be fatal.
Jake went out in a Utah Horseback way, he will be missed
by Rionox January 24, 2023
mugGet the Utah Horseback mug.

Packing The Pipe

When a man goes to the local Rona+, he goes to the plumbing section and tries to find the exact shape, length, and width of his erect phallus by trial and error in a PVC Pipe.
Did you hear about this? A random homeless man broke into Rona+ last night and I heard rumors he was Packing The Pipe!
by Rionox March 20, 2025
mugGet the Packing The Pipe mug.

Sperm Thermos

When someone guzzles lots of cum.
Tiffany was a Sperm Thermos last night, it was crazy
by Rionox December 27, 2022
mugGet the Sperm Thermos mug.

Hooker's Face

A term to describe a woman who has a very sexually attractive body, but very ugly face.
damn she got Hooker's Face
by Rionox February 15, 2023
mugGet the Hooker's Face mug.

The Brooklyn Pizza Incident

In Brooklyn, a group of 15 or more men stormed into one local pizza shop, took over the pizza shop and hold the employees hostage, went to the back where the unfinished pizzas were, and then force themselves onto the ovens and then all simultaneously jizz onto the pizza practically covering the entire pizza in man sauce. They do this with every pizza, then make their escape.
The Brooklyn Pizza Incident happened on the news yesterday! And JAMIE lead the attack!
by Rionox March 02, 2023
mugGet the The Brooklyn Pizza Incident mug.