Rill GiktokExcelticus's definitions

Elevator Speedtracking

When you track the speed of an elevator using the BENO Elevator Speed® app on your Rinky Dinky Android. It is done by holding the phone up against the wall with the app zoomed in on the SPEED (preferably in meters per second) and DISTANCE. Stand near the panel so u can push buttons quickly upon arriving at your floor. When you feel a push, numbers will go up, when you feel deceleration numbers will go down.

I went elevator speedtracking with my hornrt angel today.

by Rill GiktokExcelticus June 1, 2019

Minute Leech

A person who takes their sweet time and pays zero regard for what other people have to do, then tries to come up with valid excuses about why they were taking their sweet time but their excuses are wrong

The Minute Leech missed the boat because she was walking slowly on purpose.

by Rill GiktokExcelticus February 23, 2017

Charlotte Hornrt

A new Yorker who makes frequent trips to a city in North Carolina called Charlotte, mainly for their leisure of riding up and down modern elevators which they claim have superiority to new York City.

My frirnd the Charlotte Hornrt is going to Charlotte for summer vacation.

by Rill GiktokExcelticus June 22, 2018

FTMFL

Falling through multiple floors laughing

Saw my friend dancing to ghetto elevator music. It was so funny, FTMFL!

by Rill GiktokExcelticus August 4, 2017

FTTCL

Flies through the ceiling laughing

I FTTCL when I saw my friend fry a wasp with his sunglasses

by Rill GiktokExcelticus October 3, 2017