Rill GiktokExcelticus's definitions

lapotp

A laptop computer which does not work to your specified needs or otherwise crashes often

I was typing some work on my lapotp and it froze right in the middle of my document.

by Rill GiktokExcelticus February 20, 2017

Elevator Speedtracking

When you track the speed of an elevator using the BENO Elevator Speed® app on your Rinky Dinky Android. It is done by holding the phone up against the wall with the app zoomed in on the SPEED (preferably in meters per second) and DISTANCE. Stand near the panel so u can push buttons quickly upon arriving at your floor. When you feel a push, numbers will go up, when you feel deceleration numbers will go down.

I went elevator speedtracking with my hornrt angel today.

by Rill GiktokExcelticus June 1, 2019

Charlotte Hornrt

A new Yorker who makes frequent trips to a city in North Carolina called Charlotte, mainly for their leisure of riding up and down modern elevators which they claim have superiority to new York City.

My frirnd the Charlotte Hornrt is going to Charlotte for summer vacation.

by Rill GiktokExcelticus June 22, 2018

2919

A mockery of 2019 if it is a bad year

I despise the year 2919

by Rill GiktokExcelticus February 4, 2019

LizzyTown

A) also known as the city of Elizabeth; A town where local elevator enthusiasts from New York and New Jersey near New York City come to film nice, lower-rising elevators (typically under 15 stories tall) including the HornrtDisc elevator in the Embassy Suites. Or they can go shopping in Jersey Garden Mall in the southern part of town with a nice view of New York City from the food court window.

B) a place where smart students who aced their high school chemistry, biology, or ludicrously hard AP Calculus course attend college to have their brains riddled with the most genius tricks and riddles of math and science in the book, and then magically graduate from university with a 16.666666667 GPA and become the ruling kings and governors, governing the town, and taking over the thrown of the current governor

C) a place Staten Islanders will pass through EVERY TIME they leave New York City through Staten Island.

D) a place Staten Islanders will visit when they go to Newark Airport to get the heck away from New York City

E) a shuttle reserve to Secaucus, Atlantic City, and Hartford. Also called the Elizabeth Shuttle Town.

My frirnd and I are going to film some elevators in LizzyTown including the HornrtDisc.

by Rill GiktokExcelticus June 26, 2018