Lawn doctor

A lawn doctor is a smoothy made from fresh raw grass clippings, iceberg lettuce, mushrooms, black pepper and orange juice.

Honey goes well.. so does Gin, it tastes OK an gives most people wind.
I've just gone to the shop and the park an gona make myself a lawn doctor.
by Rilighan May 14, 2020
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Planetary parasol

A huge planetary huge undertaking to build a collosally sized radiation deflection shield in space capable of deflecting an extra suns rays should one pop out behind a cloud of cosmic dust as our solar system flys ever forward along it's mysterious course.
Glad we knew we might need a bloody planetary parasol as well as a new everything else..

True civilisations of their number could deal with the need for a planetary parasol with ease.
by Rilighan April 04, 2020
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Meta

Faceshit.
That company that retarded a generation with a monopoly.

And when someone diorear's on someone's face.
It was a 69, then because of food poisoning she did a Meta on me.
by Rilighan March 18, 2022
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shill

A shill is an agent who tries to commit espionage against the public as part of their job.

Paid to do so, their methods vary, classically by pretending to be a member of the public an causing social disruption to ineffectualize the infiltrated group.

What distinguishes them from other agents of espionage is that they try to work against the best interests of the public.

Like evil spys but with much less credibility an aptitude.
Shills are worth less to society than an average puddle of shit, an Facebook's got most of them..
by Rilighan January 26, 2023
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Copyalend

Copyalend means every single living covid-19 virus cell on, in or around earth at this time or before and all it's close relatives an kin.

Used to refer to every individual cell related to the coronavirus both currently alive and alive in the past within the stratosphere of the earth.
Copyalend seems to have spread far an wide over earth infecting many thousands of people.

Will copyalend continue to flourish?
Will copyalend live forever?
When testing for any copyalend, is immunity testing accurate enough?
How much would copyalend weight?
by Rilighan April 02, 2020
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Psychosomatic Viralmorphia

The science of using mentally manipulative or coercive tactics to induce a change in the physical symptoms an behaviours of viral disease, psychosomticaly.

It is widely believed umong pathologists that biological viruses are far more like computer viruses than originally thought an thus their victims far more susceptible to the psychosomatic effects associated to them.. possibly inducing character change that spreads further than the hosts originally psycosomatically indoctrinated.
It appears we have undergone the most extensive tests in psychosomatic viralmorphia ever attempted before and should have lots of new data.
by Rilighan April 03, 2020
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psychosomatic

When mental states an beliefs cause physiological changes to occure.

The scientifically observed effect that when a patient is made convinced that he or she will exhibit symptoms so begins to exhibit them despite no original underlining physical cause.
Billy is convinced he'll loose all his hair like his father, he doesn't realise that's not his dad!
Then his hair is probably falling out due to a psychosomatic effect.
by Rilighan April 03, 2020
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