Definitions by Ricky Simpson

offpinion 

A deliberately controversial opinion, normally said to get a rise from a target.

Friend 1: "For all his faults, you have to admit Fred West was a top gardener"

Friend 2: "Dude, keep that offpinion to yourself"

offpinion by Ricky Simpson January 6, 2008

Cankles 

When a person is so fat, there is no physical distinction of where their calfs end, and their ankles start.

"Whoa! She's a big girl!"

"Yeah, a knee length skirt is not a good idea. Look at those cankles"

Cankles by Ricky Simpson November 27, 2007