2 definitions by Rick the P is silent

crocilitis

When. Person has given up on life and turns their shoes in for crocs. The warning signs of this condition are the person stops shaving, trimming nose hairs, wearing gray socks with tennis shoes, and lack of sex.

The Club sounds fun but my buddy with crocilitis is coming out with us. No one will get laid because it’s such a turnoff

by Rick the P is silent October 25, 2018

chubang

When you’re so drunk that you can only get a chubby but you still have sex

I was so wasted but I still chubanged her. I’ll make it up to her next time

by Rick the P is silent October 26, 2018