crocilitis

When. Person has given up on life and turns their shoes in for crocs. The warning signs of this condition are the person stops shaving, trimming nose hairs, wearing gray socks with tennis shoes, and lack of sex.

The Club sounds fun but my buddy with crocilitis is coming out with us. No one will get laid because it’s such a turnoff

by Rick the P is silent October 24, 2018

Count Choculitis

Having the disease of Count Chocula. You eat Count Chocula so much that you turn into Count Chocula himself. Made up by Jim Halpert.

(Origin- the Office Us Tv series, episode, Health Care )

Dwight: Count choculitis...

Jim: Sounds tough.

Dwight: Why did you write that down Jim? Is it because you know I love Count Chocula?

by Toby Flenderson is a beast February 27, 2009

count choculitis

A disease caused by eating count chocula so much, that you start secreting it through your pores.

Whoah! He's got a bad case of count choculitis!

by fortunate_son April 23, 2006

Crocaditisosis

A disease when a male over the age of 10 wears crocs, causing him to look like a dumbass.

Most people over the age of 27 who live with there mom, have a severe case of Crocaditisosis.

by Noltons4 August 19, 2009