crocilitis

When. Person has given up on life and turns their shoes in for crocs. The warning signs of this condition are the person stops shaving, trimming nose hairs, wearing gray socks with tennis shoes, and lack of sex.

The Club sounds fun but my buddy with crocilitis is coming out with us. No one will get laid because it’s such a turnoff

crocilitis by Rick the P is silent October 24, 2018

Count Choculitis

Having the disease of Count Chocula. You eat Count Chocula so much that you turn into Count Chocula himself. Made up by Jim Halpert.

(Origin- the Office Us Tv series, episode, Health Care )

Dwight: Count choculitis...

Jim: Sounds tough.

Dwight: Why did you write that down Jim? Is it because you know I love Count Chocula?

Count Choculitis by Toby Flenderson is a beast February 27, 2009

count choculitis

A disease caused by eating count chocula so much, that you start secreting it through your pores.

Whoah! He's got a bad case of count choculitis!

count choculitis by fortunate_son April 23, 2006

Crocaditisosis 

A disease when a male over the age of 10 wears crocs, causing him to look like a dumbass.

Most people over the age of 27 who live with there mom, have a severe case of Crocaditisosis.

Crocaditisosis by Noltons4 August 19, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022