Rick Mills's definitions

dizzy coach

Type of nightmare where one is paralysed and unable to move. In its most horrifying form, one is incarcerated on one's back inside a long pipe; light (usually coloured, e.g. cyan, yellow or magenta) may be seen in the distance at one end of the pipe, but the pipe itself is black.

Dizzy coach nightmares are usually accompanied by an echoing low-pitched mechanical droning sound, similar to a recording of a cement mixer subjected to excessive reverb.

I had a terrifying dizzy coach nightmare last night.

by Rick Mills September 8, 2004

harclaver

Alternate spelling of harclarver.

Help! I am being chased by a harclaver!

by Rick Mills September 8, 2004

subwoofer

A masochistic or submissive dog.

Our pet subwoofer loves it when we put his collar on him.

by Rick Mills September 8, 2004

harclarver

A nightmarish flying creature with a horrific cry, which is terrifying enough to instantly petrify if heard.

Run inside quick! There's a harclarver coming!

by Rick Mills September 7, 2004

debognotisation

The act of applying paint, make-up, ink, or similarly pigmented substance to the human body or face.

I saw a fantastic debognotisation on TV the other day, where this guy was painted to look like a tiger.

by Rick Mills September 1, 2004

debognotiser

Someone who puts make-up, paint, ink, or similarly pigmented substance on another person.

I got a job as a debognotiser at a beauty salon.

by Rick Mills September 2, 2004

debognotisee

A person who has make-up, paint, ink, or similarly pigmented substance applied to them.

I would love to be a debognotisee for that gorgeous body painter.

by Rick Mills September 2, 2004