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Fart silencer

It’s several folds of toilet paper pinched between your butt cheeks and asshole to silence farts. It really works. Stops push through if you have a wet fart or break a roid loose as well.
I was in the restaurant hammering out some bad gas but nobody know it was me because I had a fart silencer installed.
by Richter Ass September 29, 2019
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Aurora Broealis

An aurora broealis is when one of your "bros" creates a major disturbance.
We were at the bar last night and Dave ran into his X...he created a major Aurora Broealis and got us all thrown out!!
by Richter Ass July 25, 2019
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muff dozer

One who likes to perform cunniligus on a female. Usually associated with a lesbian or bi-sexual female.

Muddy muff dozer would to be the act of licking ass-hole.

Furry muff dozer would be eating out a hairy chick.

Many derivatives apply.
I had an awesome 3 way last night, as I pounded Kellie's ass hole from behind, she went muff dozer on Kathleen!

I was going muff dozer on Kathlen while Kellie sucked my cock, balls deep.

Kellie tries to act so straight, but she's a total muff dozer!
by Richter ass November 9, 2010
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Gravel truck

The act of pulling your cock out while fucking and dumping your load, like a gravel truck.
I was hammering Kellie's cunt last night and at the last second, I gravel trucked her right on her back and ass.

Kay was sucking my dick and I gravel trucked her face by surprise.
by Richter Ass November 8, 2019
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Bone factor

It’s a basic definition of the sexual attractiveness of a female. The higher the number, the greater the desire to bury bones in that backyard.
Kellie was looking exceptionally slutty last night, she had a bone factor of 10 going!

If Jennifer would have quit with those cigarettes, her bone factor would go from 5 to 10!
by Richter Ass October 22, 2023
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Special ex

It’s an ex partner whom you’re still having meaningless, recreational sex with.
When I want to rip off a dirty porn style piece of ass, I call my special ex, Kellie, she’s the only one that’s enough of a dirty slut to do that shit.

Screw having a regular girlfriend when you’ve got a special ex who will do things that a whore won’t even do for money!
by Richter Ass November 28, 2019
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Organ donation

The act of fucking a woman, meaning "giving her your organ"
Man, Kellie is looking hot, I’d donate her an organ in a heartbeat!

I’d give Kathleen an anal organ donation like never before!
by Richter Ass October 24, 2020
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