It’s several folds of toilet paper pinched between your butt cheeks and asshole to silence farts. It really works. Stops push through if you have a wet fart or break a roid loose as well.
I was in the restaurant hammering out some bad gas but nobody know it was me because I had a fart silencer installed.
by Richter Ass September 29, 2019
Kathy’s hubby went hunting for the weekend and the first thing she does is go searching for a loaner bone!
by Richter Ass October 22, 2023
A "sport cunt" is just some piece of ass that you fuck, but have no intention of being involved in a relationship with the rest of the body.
by Richter Ass June 20, 2019
Man, Kellie is looking hot, I’d donate her an organ in a heartbeat!
I’d give Kathleen an anal organ donation like never before!
I’d give Kathleen an anal organ donation like never before!
by Richter Ass October 24, 2020
Another word for wedding ring. Showing how being married is puts you in a veritable stranglehold.
Indicated that you are in something that you can't get out of, and is killing you.
Indicated that you are in something that you can't get out of, and is killing you.
Man, I met the hottest chick last night! If it weren't for this damn wedding noose, I'd have fucked her sideways!!
Kellie may be wearing a wedding noose, but I ass blasted her last night like the slut she always was!
Kellie's husband thinks a wedding noose is gonna keep her from fucking every guy at the bar! What an idiot!
Kellie may be wearing a wedding noose, but I ass blasted her last night like the slut she always was!
Kellie's husband thinks a wedding noose is gonna keep her from fucking every guy at the bar! What an idiot!
by Richter ass June 29, 2011
A stage troller is a singer or musician who hangs off to the side, or makes passes across the front of the stage area, while other bands are playing. They do this in hopes of being asked up to make a “guest appearance”.
This is a common behavior where the person can be content to being a spectator, but has to show everyone in attendance that he/she is a “star” too. They will usually overstay their welcome if asked to join the band for a song, and their presence becomes awkward.
This is a common behavior where the person can be content to being a spectator, but has to show everyone in attendance that he/she is a “star” too. They will usually overstay their welcome if asked to join the band for a song, and their presence becomes awkward.
Man, did you see Geoff last night, making his rounds on the dance floor in front of the band? He’s such a stage troller!
The show was going great last night until the band invited a stage troller up for a song and he wouldn’t leave!
The show was going great last night until the band invited a stage troller up for a song and he wouldn’t leave!
by Richter Ass October 13, 2021