Hardware store treatment

This is where you pull out your tool, nut and bolt.

The act of banging a random, getting your rocks and taking off.

I gave Kelli the hardware store treatment last night, she was just wiping my load off, and I was already out the door!

by Richter Ass December 13, 2023

Narley

Basically, a copycat motorcycle made to look like a Harley. Japanese V-twin cruisers are the most common. "Narley" is short for "Not-Harley". Another derivative is Farley, which is Fake-Harley.

This weekend on the bike run, I saw a bunch of posers on their Narleys...they looked like newbs in their crispy leather.

by Richter Ass October 08, 2013

Squeet

It’s generally a response to someone asking you if you ate, or "jeet". (Did you eat). If you hadn’t eaten, you’d reply "squeet". Or "let’s go eat”.

Gar: Hey man, jeet?

Me: Nope!. Squeet!

by Richter Ass June 20, 2019

Assholeciation

To be associated with someone who’s such an asshole, that you are viewed as an asshole as well.

Great, I totally blew my chances with Cindy because she found out I hung out with Scott! Total guilt by assholeciation!!

by Richter Ass March 07, 2020

Loaner bone

A dirty, random cock that a slut that jumps on whole her man is away.

Kathy’s hubby went hunting for the weekend and the first thing she does is go searching for a loaner bone!

by Richter Ass October 22, 2023

Wimpotence

When you’re gang banging a chick and a guy can’t keep his erection, usually from stage freight.

Also can be a sissy little mommy’s boy who’s beat off to too much porn and can’t get the job done with a chick.

Any situation where a guy can’t produce wood.

Me and the guys were pulling a train on Kellie's asshole and cunt but Craig came up with a case of wimpotence when it was his turn to hammer it in. He’s such a fag.

Jay finally got his chance to bang Ann but he turned up wimpotent! What a tosser, back to beating off in mom’s basement!

by Richter Ass November 08, 2019

Pipe job

When someone loses their shit, or goes off the rails. Much like a crackhead would do.

We were in a normal conversation and all of the sudden, Julie goes from zero to pipe job in 2 seconds flat!

by Richter Ass November 08, 2019