Definitions by Richter Ass

Pipe job 

When someone loses their shit, or goes off the rails. Much like a crackhead would do.

We were in a normal conversation and all of the sudden, Julie goes from zero to pipe job in 2 seconds flat!

Pipe job by Richter Ass November 8, 2019

Wimpotence 

When you’re gang banging a chick and a guy can’t keep his erection, usually from stage freight.

Also can be a sissy little mommy’s boy who’s beat off to too much porn and can’t get the job done with a chick.

Any situation where a guy can’t produce wood.

Me and the guys were pulling a train on Kellie's asshole and cunt but Craig came up with a case of wimpotence when it was his turn to hammer it in. He’s such a fag.

Jay finally got his chance to bang Ann but he turned up wimpotent! What a tosser, back to beating off in mom’s basement!

Wimpotence by Richter Ass November 8, 2019

Gravel truck 

The act of pulling your cock out while fucking and dumping your load, like a gravel truck.

I was hammering Kellie's cunt last night and at the last second, I gravel trucked her right on her back and ass.

Kay was sucking my dick and I gravel trucked her face by surprise.

Gravel truck by Richter Ass November 8, 2019

Fart silencer

It’s several folds of toilet paper pinched between your butt cheeks and asshole to silence farts. It really works. Stops push through if you have a wet fart or break a roid loose as well.

I was in the restaurant hammering out some bad gas but nobody know it was me because I had a fart silencer installed.

Fart silencer by Richter Ass September 29, 2019

Aurora Broealis 

An aurora broealis is when one of your "bros" creates a major disturbance.

We were at the bar last night and Dave ran into his X...he created a major Aurora Broealis and got us all thrown out!!

Aurora Broealis by Richter Ass July 25, 2019

Sport cunt 

A "sport cunt" is just some piece of ass that you fuck, but have no intention of being involved in a relationship with the rest of the body.

Yeah, I fucked Kellie last night, but she’s just a sport cunt, I won’t be taking her out on public!

Sport cunt by Richter Ass June 20, 2019

Rock gash 

Rock gash is a slut who’s dated and been fucked by band guys. They are usually not interested in "non band guys" till that scene has run its course, or their looks have.

The long standing rule is; you fuck rock gash, but you don’t date it.

Kellie used to get fucked by an idiot from that loser metal band. Too bad, she would have been datable, but now she’s just rock gash.

Rock gash by Richter Ass June 20, 2019