Definitions by Richie the swagmaster
Eli Wiscarson
Trombone king. Secret ruler. Everyones favourite. VIRTUAL KIDS! tall and for what? Can actually drive. Was the swaggiest person at homecoming when he was in 8th grade
Eli Wiscarson by Richie the swagmaster April 28, 2021
Max Wollen
Ruler of axolotl and stuff. Omichord God. Mondo and Taka's child. Coolest human ever. NO ONE OPENS THE DOOR. FOR A NATIVE NEW YORKER. reason why Richie Roberts has that swag
Max Wollen by Richie the swagmaster April 28, 2021
Merlin Libent
The best dad figure ever. King of true swag*insert lip bite* He cralwed so simps could run. Reason why Richie Roberts is so cool
Merlin Libent is the best person ever!
Merlin Libent by Richie the swagmaster April 19, 2021