Richie Pimental's definitions

Jafaican

When some one is trying act getto or gangsta but with a jamaican bent.

"Tom has had his hair in dreads for months now". "Yea, he is Jafaican".

by Richie Pimental March 11, 2009

its a bad question

A girl you just met asks you a question regarding who else you are sleeping because she wants the relationship to be exclusive and is insecure. The question is inappropriate and very uncomfortable. You do not want to tell tell the truth and blow you chances of sleeping with her. You want to make her even more insecure with your answer.

So Mark, who are you still sleeping with. Its a bad question.

by Richie Pimental April 23, 2008

its not a tumor

A girl is giving you head and gaging. You grab her hair and push her head down and say "its not a tumor"

Keep going baby, its not a tumor.

by Richie Pimental April 23, 2008

Spicy Pea

A 20 something female friend of a middle age guy. It is explicit that they are just friends. However, their is still some pimp'n going on, but just inside the line of good taste. He pays, she gets dressed up in big girl clothes, and they hand out in hot night clubs all weekend in NY, LA, Miami, Montreal to bump and grind.

"Hey spicy pea aint seen you in months. Lets goto da club with all our peeps and rip it up". "Sounds great daddy. Should I wear the CFM boots and skirt"?

by Richie Pimental February 11, 2009

ruckai

The singular of ruckus. Making a problem with just one person in the crew.

"Amanda was out of control with her bad attitude, but no one else in the group seemed to have a problem with her". "Yea man, it was a real ruckai".

by Richie Pimental February 11, 2009

Dunk and Go Fart

A morning coffee break followed by a big shit. The coffee break is preferably at Duncan Donuts.

"Lets Dunk and Go Fart." "Na, I already had my coffee this morning."

by Richie Pimental March 15, 2009

maxi zoomed dwebi

A term coined in the movie Breakfast Club. It is a term used to describe a nerd

"John still listens to Michael Bolton CDs". "Yea, he is a maxi zoomed dwebi".

by Richie Pimental February 11, 2009