Richard Black's definitions

unfuckable

A fat black girl that is so grossly overweight nobody would date her, much less have sex with her.

La Toya weighed 550 pounds and was totally unfuckable.

by Richard Black March 11, 2005

pregnant sex

Having sex with pregnant women up to delivery.

Tyrone didn't have to ask the dr. if it was safe to continue sex during pregnancy because he knew other couples who had sex within a few hours of delivery. In fact, with Brie Ann's quints, he claims he broke her water with his final, ejaculating thrust. A nurse in the delivery room claimed there was semen on the face of the first out.

by Richard Black May 7, 2005

gay

An acceptable girl's name into the 1960s.

Gay Anne Rhimes was homecoming queen at Central High in 1964.

Kathryn Gay Montgomery was queen in 1965.

by Richard Black March 28, 2005

piss hard-on

n. also piss hard; an erection induced by a need to empty the bladder upon awakening, with flaccidity returning as the bladder is drained. Wanking a piss hard-on produces no pleasure.

Tyrone awoke with a tentpole erection, but realized his piss hard was simply a need to relieve himself and not penetrate Brie Ann again.

by Richard Black May 8, 2005

reducing

v. on a diet; losing weight. A term heard in the deep south.

Have you noticed that Joyce is reducing? She now looks half-way decent in her tiny-weenie polka-dotted bikini.

by Richard Black October 9, 2005

carriage trade

Guys needing a blow job who drop by a queen's place for quick relief at odd hours.

Sandy had so much carriage trade during the day he had almost quit cruising the strip at night.

by Richard Black March 14, 2005

cleavage

Something else to fuck on a real babe.

Takesheia's 44DDDcup size made a tremendous valley for Tyrone to fuck when she took off her bra.

by Richard Black March 11, 2005