Definitions by Richard Black

puke 

ejaculate or sperm being expelled from the penis

Takeshia was playing with Tyrone's big erected pecker. She kissed it, it puked on her, so she broke its neck and it collapsed.

puke by Richard Black March 11, 2005

hair pie

a confectionary; dining (licking and tonguing) of the female sex organ

Tyrone decided on dessert after having sex with Takeshia. He ate Takeshia's hair pie

hair pie by Richard Black March 10, 2005

bugger 

A nasal scraping derived from inhaled soil and mixed with nasal secretions and dried.

Dale dug and dug into his nose until he removed a bugger the size of a dime. He quickly flicked it across the school room and it landed in Sally's hair.

bugger by Richard Black March 10, 2005

rose bud 

An enflamed hemorhoid.

Joe could hardly use the cheap, one-ply office toilet paper because his rose bud was so tender.

rose bud by Richard Black March 9, 2005

shawty 

a short-changed black man; one with a short dick.

Ruby lost her horniness when she got home and in bed with Sam and found out his dick was the size of her tube of lipstick. She had accidentally picked up a shawty at the bar.

shawty by Richard Black March 5, 2005

turd in a punchbowl 

Something that does not go over very well.

Nancy came dressed as a nun to Mike's sleep-over fuck party. Her appearance went over like a turd in a punchbowl.

turd in a punchbowl by Richard Black March 4, 2005

sugar daddy 

an older rich, gay white man who provides money or other goodies for his stable of black tricks.

George dropped $10k on his recent trip to DC, Philly, and NYC paying for bedroom favors from black escorts, who call him sugar daddy.

sugar daddy by Richard Black March 4, 2005