Rich Lawson's definitions

minces

Eyes. From cockney rhyming slang mince pies.

Shes got the most beautiful minces

by Rich Lawson May 24, 2005

mammary cannons

Female breasts (large)

I got a good feel of her mammory cannons

by Rich Lawson May 31, 2005

apples

Stairs. From the cockney rhyming slang Apples and Pears = stairs

Get up the apples its well past your bed time you lady!

by Rich Lawson May 24, 2005

Cream Nigger

A Caucasian person who desires to be part of Indian/African cultures

All the Asians at school laughed at Johns hoodie. He was after all a total cream nigger

by Rich Lawson July 1, 2006

dog

Telephone. From the cockney rhyming slang Dog and Bone = phone

Get on the dog to the betting shop, theres a horse i want to put a fiver on.

by Rich Lawson July 21, 2008

get them out

To show your breasts to someone/some people

Jordan loves to get them out for the lads

by Rich Lawson May 24, 2005

Lady

Five pounds sterling note. From cockney rhyming slang Lady Godiva = fiver

The astute better would bet a lady on Brazil to win the World Cup next season.

by Rich Lawson May 24, 2005