Uncle

The name you must call your mums boyfriend when you are little.

Uncle Les is the best uncle I've ever had!

by Rich Lawson May 31, 2005

nut

The human head (used in the UK)

On my nut son (when playing soccer)

by Rich Lawson January 31, 2007

dog

Telephone. From the cockney rhyming slang Dog and Bone = phone

Get on the dog to the betting shop, theres a horse i want to put a fiver on.

by Rich Lawson July 21, 2008

Lady

Five pounds sterling note. From cockney rhyming slang Lady Godiva = fiver

The astute better would bet a lady on Brazil to win the World Cup next season.

by Rich Lawson May 24, 2005

Cream Nigger

A Caucasian person who desires to be part of Indian/African cultures

All the Asians at school laughed at Johns hoodie. He was after all a total cream nigger

by Rich Lawson July 01, 2006

apples

Stairs. From the cockney rhyming slang Apples and Pears = stairs

Get up the apples its well past your bed time you lady!

by Rich Lawson May 24, 2005

hell of a thirst on

In need of alcoholic refreshment (UK)

I've got a hell of a thirst on, lets get to the pub!

by Rich Lawson May 24, 2005