Ricey Ripp's definitions

cock sandwich

This is when you get a real ass chewing by your boss

I was late to work today so my boss gave me a real cock sandwich!!

by Ricey Ripp November 9, 2006

crack jockey

A true lover of the crack. This is one who either likes crack rock or ass crack. This person can easily be identified by a look of total confusion, and either drool or spooge running down their chin.

Geez, that girl Chuck's doin' is so disgusting I'd sooner scrog a porcupine. He's a real crack jockey.

by Ricey Ripp October 6, 2006

designated non-discriminatory friend

This is the true wingman. The friend in your group who does not discriminate against anyone of the oppisite sex. They will hook up with the fugliest of fugly. The next day when you talk to them, after going out, they never talk about themselves they only want to make sure you hooked up! You can use " DNDF" to shorten it up.

Joe will help you hook up, he is our designated non-discriminatory friend. Last night, he hit a whale just so I could get with her friend! He is a true DNDF!!

by Ricey Ripp November 4, 2006

dumb fuck

A person who submits a stupid ass definition to urban dictionary and expects the editors to just approve it because they sent it.

You are a stupid dumb fuck for submitting that definition.

by Ricey Ripp November 4, 2006

TEXAS DIRT FLOOR BAR HAG

A chick so skanky you wouldn't piss in her mouth if her tonsils were on fire

" She's a Texas Dirt Floor Bar Hag, I hope she chokes.

by Ricey Ripp October 5, 2006

hi-cock

It is a high hard one. This is when you feel like you are getting royally screwed over. Can be used in replacement of "fucked over" or "getting it up the ass".

At work today I got the hi-cock when I asked about my raise.

by Ricey Ripp November 9, 2006

out of bounds

This is when a woman decides not to shave or trim her pussy area to the point that the hair overtakes the entire area from the waist to the upper thigh, causing them to look like they have buck-wheat stashed in thier undees

This girl last night was so out of bounds, she was wearing a turtle neck and I could still see her bush!!

by Ricey Ripp November 21, 2006