Ribick's definitions

deopening

Deopening is the process by which stupid government leaders think that COVID-19 can be beat with a positive attitude and pretending it's not there, opening their jurisdictions far before scientists would suggest it, and getting so hammered with COVID-19 cases as a result that that they must now re-close down their economies such that methodical controlled opening would have likely prevented.

Political leaders who think the stress of COVID-19 is best dealt with by their constituents all "lightening up" and going to prematurely re-opened bars to have a drink will find themselves in need of closing such establishments again (deopening them,) as COVID rages, and not being able to open them again for a period that's quite longer than where controlled scientific re-opening was practiced.

by ribick July 10, 2020

covindicate

The process of proving that someone was not patient zero at some Covid super spreader event

People are blaming Bobbie for spreading Covid at the party when he never tested positive. I will covindicate him if it's the last thing I do!

by ribick December 20, 2021

Stupish

The intersection of where stupid and selfish behavior collide.

Do you have any idea how stupish it is for you to be texting and driving!? How stupid is it that you can't wait to pull over to read and respond to a text? How selfish is it that you put yourself, others, your and other people's vehicles, not to mention pedestrians and other property at risk by this action?!!!

by ribick November 19, 2018