Definitions by Rhino Droppings

Junk Mullet 

A man that has a well-trimmed shaft bush, but he doesn't trim the back of his balls or his taint.

I was going to go down on him until I pulled his sack back and saw his junk mullet.

Junk Mullet by Rhino Droppings June 9, 2011

Seattle Shower

When a woman consumes large amounts of water to make her urine so clear that she can urinate on a man's face while he performs oral sex and he thinks that he got her to orgasm and squirt.

He tells all of his friends that he can make me squirt, but it's a Seattle Shower every time.

Seattle Shower by Rhino Droppings June 9, 2011