Reverend_Dude's definitions
1. A souped up version of a golden parachute; a significant monetary payout by one's employer.
2: What a golden parachute want's to be when they grow up.
2: What a golden parachute want's to be when they grow up.
Hey, did you hear what happened to Matt? He threatened to sue and was awarded 8 figures in damages. What a platinum parachute that is!
by Reverend_Dude July 4, 2025
Get the Platinum Parachutemug. When you want to tell someone "Suck my dick" in a way that only 90s kids will know the reference, tell them this.
by Reverend_Dude December 27, 2024
Get the Reticulate my Splinemug.