Pump action Snot gun

A rapid succession of sneezing resulting in mucus or 'snot' splattering out of the face of the sneezer.

Tracey was sneezing like a pump action snot gun the amount of shit she had dangling of her face.

by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin March 02, 2008

The Monks Spunk

Something that is too good to be true.

Similar to 'the cats whiskers' or 'the dogs bollocks'

"That meal was lovely, the monks spunk if I do say so myself."

by REV. SPOONS FELTCHMURKIN October 14, 2008

euthanasia

An abrieviated term that demographers use to descibe the entire population of 1-16 year olds in Asia.

'youth in Asia' becomes 'Euthanasia'

by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 26, 2008

end product

slang term for semen

"She took a load of my end product right up the harris!" boasted Malcolm.

by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 01, 2008

Bent son in hedges

An alternative way of requesting a well known cigarette brand from a shopkeeper.

'Can I have a pack of bent son in hedges please?'

by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 06, 2008