28 definitions by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin
A phrase invented by accident one day because my friends called me predictable, so I just uttered the first nonsense that came to mind. It is both a greeting, an expression of excitement and a phrase to shout in celebration.
(knock on door)
My friend "come in"
(door opens)
Me: p'skeezle skazzel
My friend: what?
Me: who's predictable now bitch?
My friend "come in"
(door opens)
Me: p'skeezle skazzel
My friend: what?
Me: who's predictable now bitch?
by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin February 10, 2018
I was loading the washing machine this morning and sneezed from all the swamp dust flying off my dirty boxers.
by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin August 30, 2019
An insult for someone of lacking intelligence or who generally has simple concepts go over their head. The connection being that like a baby being delivered feet first, their brain isnt getting enough oxygen.
I told my neighbor that huffing spray paint is bad for his brain but he just replied "but it fucks me up so good...". That guy is such a breech baby.
by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin March 5, 2022
The fluid that results from a pussy fart during a woman's period; it's like a bisque of menses and clots.
by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin March 5, 2019
An insult uttered by Sho'Nuff in the 1985 film "the Last Dragon". It means to bow down to ones enemy and pay respect by kissing their feet.
by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin January 2, 2019
A member of the muslim terrorist group ISIS that rapes other men as a power move to exert dominance; he will claim it is not about being gay, but that he is raping an infidel in the name of Allah.
I've been reading the news reports about all the ways those ISIS guys are torturing their victims, like anal rape because they're a bunch of Caliphaggot's.
by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin March 9, 2019
by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin February 13, 2019