Reet Awwsum's definitions

Perfect Month

A month whose 1st date comes on Monday and all the Sundays in that particular month follows the date pattern of 7 14 21 28 is known as Perfect Month. The name Perfect comes from the fact that it follows table of 7 which is the number of days in a week. Also, monday is considered as the first day of the week, hence coming of monday on the 1st date of a month is considered as Perfect Month.

Sam: This month is pretty busy, the work load is so damn heavy. I can't wait for weekends.
John: Sam "When sundays are coming this month".
Sam: Its a Perfect Month.
John: Man, weekend will be coming so damn late.

by Reet Awwsum June 10, 2013

G-Candy

A guy with excellent physique and muscles.

Alicia: Gosh, I have fallen for a guy from our class.
Rachael: Tell me about him. Let me see your choice.
Alicia: First of all, he's a G-Candy.
Rachael: That's summarize everything.

by Reet Awwsum March 12, 2014

Social Blackout

Deactivating social networking profiles for e.g Facebook which connects you with your friends for temporary period just to stay isolated is known as Social Blackout. Extreme Social Blackouts results in switching off the cellphone or worst case scenario going to a place without telling anyone for temporary period of time.

Michelle: Where were you yesterday? I dropped a lot of text messages, even your facebook profile was deactivated. Is everything alright?
Jim: Don't worry. I'm alright now. A thought was troubling my head from so long so i gone for a Social Blackout.
Michelle: Baby, you can ask me to come over. You know i got so much worried about you.

by Reet Awwsum August 12, 2013

Stalker Alert

The word is used to alert or warn a friend during a conversation that the other person will end up as your stalker or maybe already your stalker. Its mainly a presumption which is based on the over - fluttering tone of the person towards your friend.

Bucky: Hey girls what are you doinn? I think class is over.
Kelsey: We are just packing up.
Julia: Kelsey "I have to go to market today so i can't drop you".
Bucky: Don't worry i can drop you Kelsey.
Kelsey: Its alright i can go by my own.
Bucky: I insist Kelsey. By the way you look great. You really look like an angel in this dress.
Julia: Stalker Alert (In Kelsey ears).

by Reet Awwsum July 27, 2013

Nymphomaniac

A man or a female whose desire for sex is obsessively high resulting in multiple sex per day or excessive masturbation.

Parry: Last night I masturbated 6 times.
Janice: Jeez! you're such a nymphomaniac.

by Reet Awwsum May 5, 2014

Blue Valentine

Generally a divorce or a breakup between two people in a relationship is known as Blue Valentine. When this word is use it refers to the eternal bond breakage between two souls who can't be separated in any terms. Blue Valentine is used for those who are meant for each other but due to some misunderstanding or any other reason, now separated.

Monica: Hey what happened to Rachel? Why she's sad?
Phoebe: It's because of misunderstanding between her and Ross.
Monica: I thought everything was sorted out between them.
Phoebe: No, the situation is worse. They just celebrated their Blue Valentine yesterday.

by Reet Awwsum June 14, 2013

Geekcabulary

A list or collection of geek related words or phrases.

James: I really to increase my geekcabulary in order to be a part of our college raven club.
David: Count me in.

by Reet Awwsum February 19, 2014