clobumia

A deep-seated feeling of well-being, like happiness but not temporary; like contentment but more proactive.
My life is just perfect right now. I have a nice case of Clobumia.
by Reechard July 06, 2006
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UFFJ

Something extremely unfortunate, generally of a humorous nature. Acronym for "UnFortunate For Johnny."
STEVE - "My wife busted me watching anal fisting porn last night."

MARK - "UFFJ."
by Reechard July 06, 2006
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Irish it up

Someone hands you a plain glass of egg nog and then asks, "Want me to Irish it up for you?" They mean to pour rum in it, or some other liquor.
by Reechard June 27, 2006
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