Where the Lord split her

The snatch

“Good Lord!! You can see where the Lord split her in those leather trousers!”

by Redbaron January 28, 2020

Cold Snap

A period of very cold weather that will finish off the old and infirm.

“Gladys next door snuffed it last night”
“It’s this cold snap, it takes them all”

by Redbaron February 10, 2020

Fishy Fingers

When you sniff your fingers after fingering your hoe.

“You really should wash your snatch more often. I’ve got really fishy fingers now...have a sniff!”

by Redbaron February 02, 2020

Dirty Arab

Someone who smells, typically after they have farted

“Have you farted?”
“No!”
“Yes you have! Oh, you Dirty Arab!”

by Redbaron January 26, 2020

dirty shed

Used to describe the state of a woman’s vaginal area.

“Look at Greta over there! I bet she’s got a right dirty shed”

by Redbaron January 04, 2020

Fag Hag

A heterosexual woman who spends most of her time with a homosexual man

“Sorry, I can’t meet you this weekend. I’m going shopping with Tarquin. I am his Fag Hag, you know!”

by Redbaron February 07, 2020

Mingeeta

An Indian lezza

“She has brought great shame on her family for being a Mingeeta”

by Redbaron February 15, 2020