Definitions by Redbaron

Lads, lads, lads! 

A group of males that tend to go to ‘Beefa for a long weekend. They wear terrible sportswear with a fanny pack across the chest. They have no interest in current affairs, political views and are yet to get a grip on reality and realise that the world doesn’t revolve around football.

Uhh look at those over there. They’ll be balls deep in Benidorm before the sun goes down. Lads, lads, lads!

Lads, lads, lads! by Redbaron April 28, 2021

Cripples 

A bunch of people who are physically disabled and are unable to move with great ease.

“That flight to Lourdes is completely rammed today with people hoping to walk again”
“Oh, those poor cripples”

Cripples by Redbaron June 17, 2020

Fanny Fit 

A person who is having a mental meltdown and is letting everyone know about it.

“Have you heard? Ramona is a bag up again.”
“I’ve just heard. She was having a right fanny fit over the radio on the open channel”

Fanny Fit by Redbaron June 2, 2020

Sell sand to the Arabs 

Someone who is a good salesman, crook or both

Watch out for that Tom, he can sell sand to the Arabs

Sell sand to the Arabs by Redbaron June 1, 2020

Tart with a heart

A hooker with a heart of gold.

“I think I’m smitten with Candice, you know? But I don’t think mother would approve of me bringing home a woman of such easy virtue.”
“Candice may have had more dick than you’ve had hot dinners, but she really is a tart with a heart”

Tart with a heart by Redbaron June 1, 2020

How Queer! 

Used to express astonishment at unusual circumstances, but it can offend the gays.

“Can you believe it? He’s finaly settled down and not shagging anything that moves!”
“How queer!”

How Queer! by Redbaron February 19, 2020

Gay as a Lord 

A term used by the working class to describe a very gay person

“Is that Christopher Biggins gay?”
“He’s as gay as a Lord!”

Gay as a Lord by Redbaron February 19, 2020