Definitions by Red dirt Ranger

Lazy Richard 

A limp dick or flaccid penis.

After dinner Susan was all hot-n-bothered so she took him back to her place but all he could provide was a Lazy Richard. That son of a bitch!

Lazy Richard by Red dirt Ranger April 17, 2024

Blowfer

A person that sucks farts out of dead seagulls ' asses.

Holy shit! I saw a blowfer on the beach yesterday heading right towards me with a "40" in his hand and white crusty lips that rancid fucker!

Blowfer by Red dirt Ranger August 26, 2021

Niggerpickle 

Southern slang for a watermelon; mostly used by cracker-ass crackers.

Are you going to let your friends WaTch you eat that niggerpickle?!

Niggerpickle by Red dirt Ranger August 26, 2021