Definitions by Red Man

Wet as an eel

When a woman gets really excited she is wet as an eel

When I touched my wife downstairs she was wet as an eel

Wet as an eel by Red man December 4, 2019

spitty mouth 

The sensation one feels when their mouth begins to salivate and fill with spit, after having had too much to drink. This is then usually followed by vomiting, however some can fight it off. Either way, you'll be spittin'.

Bro #1: "Yo dude, take down that shot!"

Bro #2: "Can't do it man, I've got spitty mouth."

spitty mouth by Red Man July 12, 2012

Sanchize 

The act of a certain franchise, becoming worse. This usually is followed by a decrease in popularity aswell as further depletion of customers or fans.

(see Mark Sanchez)

Lets get out of here it's turning into a sanchize

Sanchize by Red Man January 17, 2011

lawlercakes 

Said when something funny is announced or a cake that happens to laugh at you when you are about to eat it.

Boy 1: haha thats funny
Boy 2: LAWLERCAKES
or
Boy 1: happy birthday, eat your cake!
Boy 2: mm..
Cake: LOLOLOLOL
Boy 2: OH SHIT!!

lawlercakes by red man November 13, 2007