Really Bad Poetry's definitions

degrassi-boards

Fascism in the form of a message forum for fans of the television show Degrassi. You are sorted into a clique that you can't change. The three cliques are the rebels, populars and the musicians. The mods are robotic and lock every post if it violates the Code of Conduct. Full of 11-25 year old retards who like to chat in the shoutbox and make retarded banners with zero photoshop skills. You can buy glowing usernames in the user store and whore yourself out for points in the shoutbox. The mods train the members to asskiss as much as possible.

YoYo13453: Hey, what are you doing?
SmileyGurlWhoA: im on dergassib-arods lol im so proud of my clique!! woo populars spirit week!!!
YoYo13453: I haven't been there in a while, not after one of the mods PMed me and told me to take my banner down.
SmileyGurlWhoA: YOU WILL BE ANIALATED.
YoYo13453: Um... what?
SmileyGurlWhoA: yay go popularzzz! lol lol :):):):)

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I'm sorry, but your post is missing important information. Read the fanfic forum rules and then PM I or one of the mods to open this thread up again. Sorry! :)

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Your banner is past regulation size, therefore you shall die. ;) EMAN 4 LIFE Y'ALLZ!

by Really Bad Poetry April 10, 2005

Chester Hosoda

Ugly character on Degrassi, face covered in moles. He's new and he had a crush on Manny Manstealer his first episode. He is romantically linked to Darcy, the cute cheerleader, and it seems as though he has a crush on Emma Nelson, an environmentalist who enjoys giving oral sex to Jay and being a vegetarian (just not when she's in the van with Jay.) She's riddled with gonhorrhea.

Selena: HAHAHA! Let's watch that part again, Chester's face makes me laugh.

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I'm your mole behind enemy lines.

by Really Bad Poetry April 10, 2005

spoiler free

When you refuse to read spoilers or watch new episodes of a show.

I'm a spoiler free Degrassi fan! MARCO AND DYLAN HAVEN'T BROKEN UP YET IN MY WORLD! HAHAHAH!

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Put that icon behind a cut and label it spoilery.

by Really Bad Poetry April 10, 2005

dragon tales

A childrens' show on WBGH/PBS about two Spanish children who transport themselves into Dragon Land or some shit.

Ugly Kid With Burnt Face in my Homeroom: -turns on TV and puts on PBS, and then talks in an undescribable Khmer accent- EYY DRAGON TALES!

Rest of Homeroom: wtf

by Really Bad Poetry April 10, 2005

california scents

SHITTY SHITTY smelling little fertilizer looking shit in a little can that looks like cat food. It makes the room STANK.

Christa walked into the homeroom and covered her nose with her sleeve, eyes watering. She glanced at the California Scents can on the teacher's desk and whined as it was labeled "Lasts 60 Days!"

by Really Bad Poetry April 10, 2005

peanut butter

A delicious substance made out of ground peanuts. Mad good with chocolate.

I put some peanut butter on my oreo cookies. Mmm mmm, motherfuckah.

by Really Bad Poetry April 10, 2005

Constantine Maroulis

Ugly greek theatre nerd masquerading as a "rocker dude" on American Idol. Wears too-small leather jackets, strategically ripped jeans and an onyx ring. Has zero singing talent but his staring and "eyefucking" the camera makes you forget that.

Don't vote for Constantine Maroulis. He has neck fat, a butt chin, and he doesn't wash his hair

by Really Bad Poetry April 10, 2005