The best band ever with the best albums ever. Fronted by
Adam Duritz.
Perfect blue buildings
Beside the green apple seas
Oh, I wanna get me a little oblivion
Baby
Trying to keep myself
Away from myself and me
Oh, little perfect blue building
I can't keep myself away from me
Oh, little perfect blue building
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A delicious substance made out of ground peanuts. Mad good with chocolate.
I put some peanut butter on my oreo cookies. Mmm mmm, motherfuckah.
A childrens' show on WBGH/PBS about two Spanish children who transport themselves into Dragon Land or some shit.
Ugly Kid With Burnt Face in my Homeroom: -turns on TV and puts on PBS, and then talks in an undescribable Khmer accent- EYY DRAGON TALES!
Rest of Homeroom: wtf
"Six celebrities play house in the Hollywood Hills."
VH1 sticks several has-been celebrities into a mansion that looks like it's designed by Andy Worhol and the guy from Queer Eye. The producers arrange activities and stuff, and on the episode before the season finale, Sally Jessy Raphael always comes and has a talk show about the past weeks in their living room.
Let's make some popcorn and watch Adrienne Curry try to get Peter Brady again.
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Ugly character on Degrassi, face covered in moles. He's new and he had a crush on
Manny Manstealer his first episode. He is romantically linked to
Darcy, the cute cheerleader, and it seems as though he has a crush on
Emma Nelson, an environmentalist who enjoys giving oral sex to
Jay and being a vegetarian (just not when she's in the van with Jay.) She's riddled with
gonhorrhea.
Selena: HAHAHA! Let's watch that part again, Chester's face makes me laugh.
--
I'm your mole behind enemy lines.
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SHITTY SHITTY smelling little fertilizer looking shit in a little can that looks like cat food. It makes the room STANK.
Christa walked into the homeroom and covered her nose with her sleeve, eyes watering. She glanced at the California Scents can on the teacher's desk and whined as it was labeled "Lasts 60 Days!"
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Lies and fabricated truths spread to sway public opinion.
The "non-fiction real life journal of a teenage girl", "Go Ask Alice" is anti-drug propaganda, as the author who claimed to have found the book wrote it herself.
