Razukin's definitions

conform

(n.) 1. To act like a human. 2. To not follow Dodge's advice.

"Why do you conform?" "becuz it izz kewl!"

by Razukin December 1, 2002

Profanese

(prop. n.) The primary language of New Yorkers. It stems from English, but consists of a fuckload more curses and profanity, though New Yorkers perceive them as everyday speech and are never offended. Foreigners to this day still can't understand this.

to a New Yorker "Can you teach me Profanese?"
New Yorker: "YOU TALKIN' TA ME?"
You: "Yeah, teach me how to talk like you."
New Yorker: "Fuck you! FOGEDDABODDIT! Dere.
You: "Hold on, I'm taking notes! I mean fucking notes! Err..."

by Razukin December 1, 2002

New Yorker

(prop n.) 1. A resident of New York. 2. Someone who can speak Profanese. 3. A damned ornery person. 4. Someone who can't pronounce the name of their own state.

"Hey, where are you from?" "I'm from New Yawk." "Where?" "FOGEDDABODDIT!"

by Razukin December 1, 2002

digestive system

See Drew Carey's digestive system

by Razukin December 2, 2002

logic

(n.) 1. Forcing a cylindrical block through a square hole.

"I don't understand your logic!" "What do you mean? By collectively evaluating my facts, it's perfectly logical that Bill Clinton was a good president!"

by Razukin December 3, 2002

everythingtasticful

(adj.) 1. Better than everything else, extremely fantastic and wonderful. A stronger form of fantasmic.

My new bike is everythingtasticful!

by Razukin November 30, 2002

Dere

(n.) 1. Some New Yorker trying to say "There."

"Is it here?" "No, it's dere." "Where?" "Dere!" "I don't understand..." "FOGEDDABODDIT!"

by Razukin December 1, 2002