Razukin's definitions

Profanese

(prop. n.) The primary language of New Yorkers. It stems from English, but consists of a fuckload more curses and profanity, though New Yorkers perceive them as everyday speech and are never offended. Foreigners to this day still can't understand this.

to a New Yorker "Can you teach me Profanese?"
New Yorker: "YOU TALKIN' TA ME?"
You: "Yeah, teach me how to talk like you."
New Yorker: "Fuck you! FOGEDDABODDIT! Dere.
You: "Hold on, I'm taking notes! I mean fucking notes! Err..."

by Razukin December 1, 2002

New Yorker

(prop n.) 1. A resident of New York. 2. Someone who can speak Profanese. 3. A damned ornery person. 4. Someone who can't pronounce the name of their own state.

"Hey, where are you from?" "I'm from New Yawk." "Where?" "FOGEDDABODDIT!"

by Razukin December 1, 2002

FOGEDDABODDIT!

(exp., v.) The most common word of Profanese. It can:

a) tell someone to not worry about something
b) tell someone to forget about something
c) tell someone to stop talking
d) be a response to how you doin'?
e) be a response to you talkin' ta me?
f) comfort a distressed person

"Shit, my fucking kaah broke down!"
"FOGEDDABODDIT!"
"Tanks."

by Razukin December 1, 2002

Congress

(prop n.) 1. A barrel of monkeys randomatically set loose in government office periodically. Through their collective decisive power, the United States of America was formed.

"Hey, it's almost time for the new Congress election!" "Better go buy some more monkeys."

by Razukin December 1, 2002

sciensy

(n.) BS that sounds so accurate and technical that some may be convinced it's actually the truth.

"Drew Carey can't lose weight because the air he ingests has a chemical reaction with his digestive system, producing more fat." "Wow! Really!?" "Nope, just throwin' some sciensy at ya!" "Argh! I am fooled!"

by Razukin December 2, 2002

YOU TALKIN' TA ME?

(exp.) Used to express an interrogative of whether that guy IS talkin' ta you, or not. Comes from Profanese.

"YOU TALKIN' TA ME?" "Yeah, how YOU doin'?"

by Razukin December 1, 2002

tanks

(n.) 1. Profanese variation of "thanks". Used to express gratitude, very rare to hear from Profanese.

"Tanks."

by Razukin December 1, 2002