Razukin's definitions

lottery

(n.) 1. A satanic device invented by the government to exhort billions of dollars from the populace. It might as well just be called another tax.

"After taxes, your two billion dollars of lottery money comes to...fifty-five cents. Have a nice day." "Noooooooo!!!!!!! I HATE CONGRESS!!!"

by Razukin December 1, 2002

double bitchin'

(adj.) 1. Equal or greater than twice the intensity of bitchin'. 2. Really, really awesome.

"Wow! This song sounds double bitchin' through these headphones!"

by Razukin December 3, 2002

conform

(n.) 1. To act like a human. 2. To not follow Dodge's advice.

"Why do you conform?" "becuz it izz kewl!"

by Razukin December 1, 2002

Congress

(prop n.) 1. A barrel of monkeys randomatically set loose in government office periodically. Through their collective decisive power, the United States of America was formed.

"Hey, it's almost time for the new Congress election!" "Better go buy some more monkeys."

by Razukin December 1, 2002

sciensy

(n.) BS that sounds so accurate and technical that some may be convinced it's actually the truth.

"Drew Carey can't lose weight because the air he ingests has a chemical reaction with his digestive system, producing more fat." "Wow! Really!?" "Nope, just throwin' some sciensy at ya!" "Argh! I am fooled!"

by Razukin December 2, 2002

YOU TALKIN' TA ME?

(exp.) Used to express an interrogative of whether that guy IS talkin' ta you, or not. Comes from Profanese.

"YOU TALKIN' TA ME?" "Yeah, how YOU doin'?"

by Razukin December 1, 2002

everybody else

(n.) 1. You know. Those other people who aren't as unique as you.

"Man, they conform so much!" "Oh, you mean everybody else?" "Yeah!"

by Razukin December 1, 2002