Definitions by Ray Lockwood

Shomi and Blow me 

It's when you get a blow job while watching Shomi, Netflix's bastard little brother

Hey girl, you should come watch some Shomi and blow me!

Shomi and Blow me by Ray Lockwood June 8, 2016

Pickle Dick 

A notorious ladies man, or "player" who is known to carry STD's/STI's
or
The state of having a penis with herpes, warts, or other sexually transmitted sores/rashes

Girl, stay away from Richard. He a pickle dick!
Ya boy, I fucked Cassie and now I got pickle dick!

Pickle Dick by Ray Lockwood June 8, 2016