when pigs fly...

A statement made when somebody mentions the improbable.

Lame Person Who neithers Bathes nor Thinks- Duuuhhh...so when can I get your phone number?

Me- Oh, let's see...how about when pigs fly?

by RatchetBoo June 06, 2003

The Welfare Dance

A new name for doing the fat, the goofy dance done by Majin Buu on DBZ Ultimate Battle 22 when he uses up all of his energy. Buu looks like Lil Kurt when he gets his welfare check, hence the name.

Hey everyone, let's do the welfare dance........yee hah!

by RatchetBoo June 12, 2003

C'mon titty!

Shouted for good luck, or for no reason at all.

C'mon titty! Mama needs a new pair of shoes!

by RatchetBoo October 28, 2003

ego

The thin line between being a nerd and a pompous anal-retentive jerk-off who will only get some if they jack (or jill) off. It is very important to keep this thing in check if you want good things in life.

I hate dating dudes with big egos; all they talk about are themselves and what you can do for them.

by RatchetBoo May 11, 2003

shikkerific

Inducing a female to pleasure herself.

-OMG, that new Boyzone poster is shikkerific!!!111
-LOL, yuo are teh geek!!!!111

by RatchetBoo March 31, 2003

2 Fast 2 Furious

The highly hyped-up sequel to Fast and Furious. Tyrese takes Vin Diesel's place as the star...the movie didn't suck as much as I thought it would, but you can tell that they definitely tried too hard to get everyone to like it.

Perhaps they should have done something about the dialogue in the movie...it was a bit on the trite, hackneyed side. But other than that,and a few other nagging flaws, 2 Fast 2 Furious was OK.

by RatchetBoo July 03, 2003

whiney whiney feel sorry for me

Somebody who always complains about somthething stupid, then wants the people who hate him/her to shower them with affection every time they come around. Very much like a titty-baby.

Little Wussy-kins: whiney whiney feel sorry for me1 My anus hurts.
Me: Back off ya little runt and :D(_*_) on your way out!

by RatchetBoo May 06, 2003