Randy's definitions

nic fit

That stupid saying when people need to smoke.

I am a weak bastard I must smoke I am having a nic fit.

by Randy March 15, 2005

zulema

aka lizeth. Meaning uttermost beauty. Is also the epitome of a great girlfriend.

Randy loves Zulema forever.

by Randy November 9, 2004

LUE (Life, the Universe, and Everything)

A popular GameFAQs message board

I need another 69 more karma points before I can access LUE

by Randy March 10, 2003

dentfuck

Dentfuck is to dent someones car multiple times with an object.

Mike totally dentfucked that car.

or

I dentfucked that car with a hammer.

by Randy June 21, 2004

greasy spoon

when two sexual partners laying in the spoon position, the assumed male position (of behind) takes a spoon "greased" in KY jelly- sticks it into his own anus then removes it from his anus to give the assumed female position (in front)- then shoves the spoon into her mouth and twist's back and forth with a sharp wrist like movement.

this was made up while playing a game of catch phrase while inhebreated. the greasy spoon came up and sounded like a sexual position so we made the most disgusting thing we could think of for it... hope you like

my girlfriend has been bad, if she keeps it up i'm gonna give her the greasy spoon.

by Randy December 2, 2004

Pozacco

A kick ass move that sends people into a fridgnizzal, normally causing them to poopnibble in the bobbibble

I just pulled a Pozacco on that probazenell

by Randy October 23, 2004

wiipped

The act of playing the Nintento Wii for more than one hour a day.

What you played your Wii all weekend? Man, you're wiipped.

by Randy February 7, 2007