You are supposed to be doing something else, but decided to type this instead. You did this by typing the top and bottom keys two at a time, then backwards in the middle row. You probably thought you hit genious level. not yet ; )
You: supposed to be doing aomething else
Instead: types*qzxwecvrtbnyumiolplkjhgfdsa*
You: realizes it's on urban dictionary (lol)
Instead: types*qzxwecvrtbnyumiolplkjhgfdsa*
You: realizes it's on urban dictionary (lol)
by RandomBoredPerson uwu November 12, 2023
Aka: The first female president, other than that one president's wife.(go on, Google it or something!)
A: Have you heard of Kamala Harris?
B: You mean that slayqueen?
A: Of course.
D: I support Donald Trump.
B: (whispers) I will be guilty of murder by 11 pm.
(By the way, C was racist and sexist.)
B: You mean that slayqueen?
A: Of course.
D: I support Donald Trump.
B: (whispers) I will be guilty of murder by 11 pm.
(By the way, C was racist and sexist.)
by RandomBoredPerson uwu April 09, 2024
by RandomBoredPerson uwu December 10, 2023
when you just are so bored you type your thoughts out, and it you feel lile you should be doing something, but aren't.
Parents: Do the dishes!
You, thinking: *ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
You, thinking: *ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
by RandomBoredPerson uwu November 12, 2023
Dad: I baked you a pie
Kid: oh boy, what flavour
Dad: PIE, PIE, PIE
Kid: Dad, I'm hungry
Dad: Hi, Hungry, I'm Dad
Kid: Why did you make me this way? Why, why--
Hungry: I'M hungry. You locked me in the basement for years.
Dad: Oh, sh--
Kid: What the fu--
Kid: "oh boy what flavor? DEATH, DEATH, DEATH"
Kid: oh boy, what flavour
Dad: PIE, PIE, PIE
Kid: Dad, I'm hungry
Dad: Hi, Hungry, I'm Dad
Kid: Why did you make me this way? Why, why--
Hungry: I'M hungry. You locked me in the basement for years.
Dad: Oh, sh--
Kid: What the fu--
Kid: "oh boy what flavor? DEATH, DEATH, DEATH"
by RandomBoredPerson uwu April 22, 2024