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oh boy what flavor 

You search this up because you know the muffin song.
Dad: I baked you a pie
Kid: oh boy, what flavour
Dad: PIE, PIE, PIE
Kid: Dad, I'm hungry
Dad: Hi, Hungry, I'm Dad
Kid: Why did you make me this way? Why, why--
Hungry: I'M hungry. You locked me in the basement for years.
Dad: Oh, sh--
Kid: What the fu--
Kid: "oh boy what flavor? DEATH, DEATH, DEATH"

Kamala Harris 

Aka: The first female president, other than that one president's wife.(go on, Google it or something!)
A: Have you heard of Kamala Harris?
B: You mean that slayqueen?
A: Of course.
D: I support Donald Trump.
B: (whispers) I will be guilty of murder by 11 pm.

(By the way, C was racist and sexist.)

hĥiịıįīïîíì 

You were bored so you tired to say hi with all accents.
Person 1: hĥiịıįīïîíì.
Person 2: wut.
Person 1: Sorry, just bored and wanted to say hi.

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 

when you just are so bored you type your thoughts out, and it you feel lile you should be doing something, but aren't.
Parents: Do the dishes!
You, thinking: *ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*

qzxwecvrtbnyumiolplkjhgfdsa 

You are supposed to be doing something else, but decided to type this instead. You did this by typing the top and bottom keys two at a time, then backwards in the middle row. You probably thought you hit genious level. not yet ; )
You: supposed to be doing aomething else
Instead: types*qzxwecvrtbnyumiolplkjhgfdsa*
You: realizes it's on urban dictionary (lol)