BiLemia

When you and a str8 buddy are tag teaming a chick and he tries to get homo with you to the point of making you throw up.

So at my first spitroast I came down with bilemia and couldn't finish.

by Ranchgirls June 06, 2021

Horny Toddler

A full grown and physically mature adult (18+) who is still a either still a virgin, a premature ejaculator or just plain sexually inexperienced.

GIRL, I threw myself at that horny toddler from the Popeyes Drive thru, we fucked for like 1.5 pumps and then he wanted to be held and shit.

by Ranchgirls November 02, 2020

Starving Solario

One who is willing to do horrific things in order to secure a meal, such as hold a baby underwater, refuse to move out of a house which he does not own, or even give cookie handjobs when he's feeling blue.

Bro I havent eaten in 45 minutes and I swear I'm gonna die from the shame, I never thought I'd ever be a starving solario.

by Ranchgirls November 23, 2020

Rimulate

The act of making out with someome else's butthole.

He can really rimulate me better than any other buffet chef ever has.

by Ranchgirls January 05, 2021

Anne Skank

The main character in the porno parody remake of the classic "the Diary of Anne Frank" 'kegels for bagels'

Damn bro, they really nailed those SS uniforms in that Anne Skank flick we watched the other day, I was thoroughly impressed.

by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020

Midtown Booty Sizzle

When a chicks ass is hella overstuffed with juiciness and just to check the hotness you spit on it and the saliva actually sizzles and evaporates before a single drop hits the ground.

The twerk competition finalists are tied and the only way to settle this is the Midtown Booty Sizzle.

by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020

Phlegmphibian

A cold blooded creature that thrives in it's own moist environment, consuming as well as secreting proteins.

My ex sure is one slimy phlegmphibian, especially with the homey hopper legs...

by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020