Ranchgirls's definitions

BiLemia

When you and a str8 buddy are tag teaming a chick and he tries to get homo with you to the point of making you throw up.

So at my first spitroast I came down with bilemia and couldn't finish.

by Ranchgirls June 6, 2021

Slimy Fandango

The act of using snot as the primary lubricant during a movie theater hand job.

She kept on sneezing in her palm and then pulled my dick out and gave me a slimy fandango during "the passion of the christ."

by Ranchgirls November 6, 2020

Condom Nazi

Someone who is so adamant about making sure you are properly using a condom that it kills the entire vibe.

So that broad from the river took me back to her campsite and it got lame, she was a total condom nazi. Good thing I pre poked those holes back at my place.

by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020

Sacslimer

A region specific term reserved for hella promiscuous females who claim to be allergic to latex. They are quite easy to hunt due to their snail trail secretions and are always in season regardless of their relationship status.

Damn dude, are you really trying to trophy wife that sacslimer? You should probably go hunting acouple more times before you get taken to the taxidermist.

by Ranchgirls December 17, 2020

sour scab

The nasty little debris that populate a filthy vagina.

Hey bro, you've got a sour scab stuck in your curly mustache.

by Ranchgirls December 10, 2020

Midiocrity

Archaic midi composed songs which though better than novice; ultimately fail at capturing the Stock, Aitken, Waterman formula properly.

The elusive producers newest vaporwave album is a botched dive into midiocrity.

by Ranchgirls November 26, 2020

LA Boy

A dude who grew up in an urban city but likes to bang chicks from the more rural areas.

Hey LA Boy you're gonna have to drive 1.3 miles down a dirt road in your Miata if you wanna hit this shit.

by Ranchgirls November 23, 2020