Meat Loaf

An awesome, underrated rock band. They really know how to write great songs, and most bands don't.
Check out Paradise by The Dashboard Light, Bat out of Hell, I Would Do Anything for Love, and Couldn't Have Said it Better for some really rocking tunes.
by Rampant Teamkiller July 25, 2004
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music snob

Me.

Everything sucks execpt for Led Zeppelin ;)

well, that's not too far off the truth, actuallty.
Pop Music is shit, the norm is horrible, meaningless lyrics with bullshit guitarwork and no talent. Or origianllity. Or class.

Only Rock & Roll deserves to exist.
by Rampant Teamkiller July 05, 2004
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Team Kill

Like a Kill, except instead of killing an enemy to get it, you kill a teammate. This is much easier, becasue they don't expect it. You can, for example, walk up to them and Pistol whip them to death. But, once they're onto you, it gets alot harder. And a name like Rampant Teamkiller doesn't exactly help.
Pvt_ryn272 was sitting on the ridge of a hill when Rampant, his teammate, walked up behind him and emptied his mp44 into Pvt_ryn's ass. Rampant was awarded with a team kill, and walked away a much better person.
by Rampant Teamkiller July 07, 2004
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Ppsh

The epitome of n00b cannon. It has 71, seventy-fucking-one rounds, which means that no matter where you point it, it's gonna hit someone. Requires abosultey no skillz at all to use, unlike rifles such as the Kar98k
The noob pulled out his Ppsh and ran out the door of the huose, whereupon i, sitting 400 yeards away in a tree, shot him a new asshole right between the eyes, with my Kar98. Damn noob, he deserved worse.
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teamkiller

In a FPS videogame (like Call of Duty), someone who kills people on his own team.

I do it in Call of Duty often (how do you think i chose this name?), it really rocks to see people get so pissed off.
Some tips on teamkilling in Call of Duty:

-Always use SMG's or AR's, Rifles are rarley useful in TK'ing, since you are almost always in close proximity.

-In Team Deathmatch mode, when you spawn, back up a few steps and wait. Your TM's should spawn very soon, and you can kill them as they appear. This pisses them off beyond belief.

-FORGE ALLIANCES!!!! If there's another teamkiller on, make sure you ally yourself with him and say on the same team, killing all other TM's and sparing each other.

-Never, ever teamkill with admins on, it's a very nice way to get perma-banned. Make sure you do it when only peons are in the server

-There's also another little strategy I use. (Team wounding) Use an SMG, and shoot your TM's in the legs, enough to ALMOST kill them, but not quite. This way, there's no proof, and they might kill you and then get banned!

Happy Team-hunting!
by Rampant Teamkiller July 05, 2004
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Queen

Queen, 1973-1991.

Memebers:

Freddie Mercury, Vocals
Brian May, Guitar
John Deacon, Bass
Roger Taylor, Drums

An awsome Classic Rock band, released its first album, Queen, in 1974. Queen didn't make a big splsh until they relased A Night at the Opera, which contained Bohemian Rhapsody, the best song ever. It rocketed to the top of the charts, and Queen would never be the same again.

Soon afterwards, they released News of the World, which contained "We Will Rock You" and "We Are the Champions", which were both very popular and exellent songs. You've heard em. Even the most remote native Mongolian villager in the Middle of Fucking Nohere knows those songs.

Queen branched out into many different musical genres, but retained their rocking feel throught.

In 1980, they released "Another one Bites The Dust", which you have also heard, so has the Mongolian. It reached #1 in the U.S. and became one of their most well known songs.

As the 80's continued, they released more pop-ish music and many fans deserted them.

Into the 90's, they were still releassing hit songs. Innuendo, released in 91, became another instant hit.

However

Freddie Mercury, the singer, was bisexual, and due to his lust for big, sweaty, throbbing cock, he contracted AIDS. He tried to keep this secrect from the public, however.

In November, 1991, Freddie announced he had AIDS, 12 hours later he was dead.

May and Taylor continue to perform, but Deacon has effectivley deserted the band. Who needs bassists anyway?

All the members of Queen are very intelligent (cept for Freddie, he's fucking dead) and they all have colledge degrees.
Every band member independantly wrote songs,mostly to keep the band's sound fresh. Each member had a a top 3 hit to his name, Freddie wrote most, but May wrote quite a few.

Freddie: Bohemian Rhapsody, We are the Champions, Seven Seas of Rhye
Brian May: We Will Rock You, You're my Best Friend, Fat Bottomed Girls
John Deacon: Another one Bites the Dust
Roger Taylor: Radio Gaga
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Team Killing

The act of killing a member of your own team (usually in a first person shooter, but i guess it applies in any game, football for example)

But let's focus on the FPS aspect of teamkilling.


We, the Teamkillers, the few, the proud. The more experienced of us have refined it into an art (LOLMAN, for example). We know the game inside and out, and have played our FPS's for unhealthy lengths of time, in many cases.

Teamkilling in a straight Team Deathmatch is not nearly as satisfying as teamkilling in a more goal oriented mode of play, like S&D (not unlike counterstrike). There, once killed, your teammates do not respawn until the round is over, which can be up to 5 mins! Imagine the frustration as you are team killed as the round starts, you plot and fry in your own juicies all throughout the round, and, as the next one starts, you are teamkilled instantly by the same person. I tell you, it's a feeling not unlike having your testes ripped out by pack of dogs. And it brings joy to our hearts to bring that feeling to you, the average game playing noob.

As a teamkiller, the most frequently asked question I get is: "Are you gay?"

The answer to that may never be known, my friends, but that is not the most important question.

The second most asked question i get is, simply, "Were you abused as a child?"

No, i keed, i keed.

The second most asked question i get is,"Why?"


And therein lies the secret of teamkilling. To "why," I always answer "For fun." This pisses them off, but it's the truth. Sometimes the truth hurts. Especially 30 7.9mm rounds of truth entering your buttocks at point blank range. That really hurts.

And the essence of teamkilling is FUN, fun at the average luser n00b's expense. Hell, when you get all pissed off, that just adds fuel to the fire of laughter and joy in our teamkillin' hearts.

So keep calling me a whore, cunt, etc, it only makes it funnier
A session of team-killing is excellent for stress relief, and a hell of a lotta laughs! So, put on your favorite tunes, slide in that FPS CD, and get down and dirty and kill some fucking teammates!!!


FIGHT THE POWER!!!!!!!!!

Your Best Friend,
.:|Rampant Teamkiller|:.
by Rampant Teamkiller July 07, 2004
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