Ralph King's definitions

Slipped me a crippler

To get passed duff information that causes severe embarrassment.

Sorry mate I thought you were gay. Steve really slipped me a crippler there.

by Ralph King February 20, 2009

Blooming Hestonthal

Something that is over complicated, usually just for the sake of showing off.

You’ve made a right Blooming Hestonthal of that.

or,

You've really Blooming Hestonthaled your decking, mate.

by Ralph King January 11, 2010

That's the kiddie

An expression to let someone know that they have finally understood or identified an object or concept.

Is this the phillips screwdriver you wanted.

Yes, that's the kiddie.

by Ralph King February 4, 2010

Workstyle

being the opposite of lifestyle, workstyle is what workaholics have instead of a life outside work.

It's meant as a derogatory term, which describes the consistent manners and actions of any sad individual who lives to work.

Gary has a lonely workstyle. Mary has a full and rewarding workstyle. (the latter example is, of course, an oxymoron)

by Ralph King September 8, 2009

Dubiarrhoea

noun: Diarrhoea or dysentery contracted from eating Middle Eastern (i.e., from Dubai) food.

In Mexico it is known as a bout of Montezuma's revenge, in India a case of Delhi belly.

Pete came back from his holiday in the Emirates with a case of Dubiarrhoea

by Ralph King October 5, 2009