Ragnar Loddbrok's definitions

Wok eyed trog

A wonky eyed bitch that uses people and is fucking ugly.Probably a gin jockey to boot.Thinks nothing of using up people for her own gain.Comes from a long line of deadshits and junkie cunts.Plenty of these live in Australia :)

Is that old mates ex over there?Yeah that's her the wok eyed trog :)

by Ragnar Loddbrok October 22, 2016

lick arse

Pretty self explanatory really,someone who likes to lick arse.Sometimes it's just a hobby sometimes people do it for personal gain or a promotion.

How the hell did old mate get that promotion?That's easy ozza is a dirty old lick arse.

by Ragnar Loddbrok October 27, 2016

swamp arse

A combination of sweat in the arse crack and not wiping properly makes for swamp mud texture in the bunghole.

I had a bad chilli lastnight and combine that with the humidity today,i am getting a bad case of swamp arse.

by Ragnar Loddbrok October 27, 2016

Sphincter dag boy

The type of person who will take sucking up to another level,really working their tongue around the sphincter making sure there are no dags to be seen.Always done for personal gain like getting a promotion or pay increase.These cunts pretend to be a nice then fuck you over.

I thought old mate was a trust worthy work mate but he is just a dirty old sphincter dag boy.

by Ragnar Loddbrok October 23, 2016

Fucktard

Fucktard
The type of moron who is so retarded, that they panic buy toilet paper for a virus that doesn’t give you diarrhoea.

Dave:Really, look at this guy buying up all the toilet paper because of coronavirus.
Bob:That guy is a fucktard, you don’t get diarrhoea from coronavirus.

by Ragnar Loddbrok June 26, 2020

Drugarhea

Drugarhea is a drug fucked dumb bitch,usually pencil thin and ugly to boot :)

Have you seen Donna lately?That bitch is a drugarhea,stay away from her she will give you crabs :)

by Ragnar Loddbrok October 22, 2016

Vindapoo curry

Vindapoo curry is a sloppy shit that stings your bum when it comes out,also the colour of it is like a curry.You can get it from a stomach bug or a chili not just a vindaloo.Smells like a used diaper filled with indian food.

Don't go in the toilet for about an hour i just done a vindapoo curry in there and it stinks like all hell.

by Ragnar Loddbrok November 2, 2016