Ragnar Loddbrok's definitions

Fucktard

Fucktard
The type of moron who is so retarded, that they panic buy toilet paper for a virus that doesn’t give you diarrhoea.

Dave:Really, look at this guy buying up all the toilet paper because of coronavirus.
Bob:That guy is a fucktard, you don’t get diarrhoea from coronavirus.

by Ragnar Loddbrok June 26, 2020

Racist

In 2020 the word has more than one meaning, just being any race, colour or creed that disagrees with something or has an opinion that someone of another background takes offence to,you will soon be called out as a racist.

Steve: I disagree with calling Australia Day Invasion day

John:What are you racist Steve

by Ragnar Loddbrok January 30, 2020

four eyed cunt

Four eyed cunt a miserable cunt with glasses usually born into money and has an ego as big as texas.This twat is so miserable he owns a business and told his staff at Christmas time there is no bonus but pockets a wad that would choke a racehorse.Also the type that would have hidden cameras to spy on staff the peeping tom four eyed cunt

Hey did Wes give you a gift card this year?
Nah man he is a miserable four eyed cunt

by Ragnar Loddbrok October 14, 2018

Vindapoo curry

Vindapoo curry is a sloppy shit that stings your bum when it comes out,also the colour of it is like a curry.You can get it from a stomach bug or a chili not just a vindaloo.Smells like a used diaper filled with indian food.

Don't go in the toilet for about an hour i just done a vindapoo curry in there and it stinks like all hell.

by Ragnar Loddbrok November 2, 2016

Peeping Tom

A boss that likes to spy on his workers,lurking in the shadows like you can't see him.

Hey is that Wesley lurking in the shadows?Yeah that's him the peeping tom.

by Ragnar Loddbrok October 28, 2016

lick arse

Pretty self explanatory really,someone who likes to lick arse.Sometimes it's just a hobby sometimes people do it for personal gain or a promotion.

How the hell did old mate get that promotion?That's easy ozza is a dirty old lick arse.

by Ragnar Loddbrok October 27, 2016

swamp arse

A combination of sweat in the arse crack and not wiping properly makes for swamp mud texture in the bunghole.

I had a bad chilli lastnight and combine that with the humidity today,i am getting a bad case of swamp arse.

by Ragnar Loddbrok October 27, 2016