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A genuine father figure usually defined by his ability to nurture as well as laugh amongst the chaps. The word “Dadberone” is a combination of the English word, “dad” and the chocolate brand name, “Toblerone”. A dadberone is a very special someone, often times a lover of sorts.
“Thanks, dadberone.”
“Damn, dude. You’re such a dadberone!”
“Thanks for being such a father figure, dadberone.”
“Fart-treat me like a dadberone, Dagon!”
“Damn, dude. You’re such a dadberone!”
“Thanks for being such a father figure, dadberone.”
“Fart-treat me like a dadberone, Dagon!”
by Rad Parker December 21, 2021
Get the Dadberone mug.A BarnBobby is a small anthropomorphic parasite which inhabits the human rectum. The BarnBobby often takes the form of your dad’s face and your step mom’s face mixed together, while supporting its bulky head with spider-like appendages. These little guys can be pretty hard to expunge, usually requiring hefty loads of horse semen injections to finish the job. When jumping from an old host to a new one, they are often heard yelling, “BaarnnnnnBOBBAYY!”
“Ah brother, I’ve got another BarnBobby inside me rn.”
“Dude, I’ve never had a BarnBobby before… you think I could snag yours?!”
“I’ve got an itchy hole… can you check for BarnBobbies?”
“Dude, I’ve never had a BarnBobby before… you think I could snag yours?!”
“I’ve got an itchy hole… can you check for BarnBobbies?”
by Rad Parker December 21, 2021
Get the BarnBobby mug.Acne of one’s crack. Crackne often appears along the edges of an individual’s butt-crack, usually appearing red and irritated. Crackne can be temporary or permanent. Permanent crackne can be treated with laser removal techniques, similar to treatments used on face acne.
“Man, you really gotta take care of your crackne there, Ethan.”
“Doc said I’ve got a bad case of them crackne, Ma.”
“I just sat down and popped some crackne!”
“Doc said I’ve got a bad case of them crackne, Ma.”
“I just sat down and popped some crackne!”
by Rad Parker December 21, 2021
Get the Crackne mug.When one is unsure whether or not they are defecating or being fartaceous. Poot-sharting can be a somewhat scary experience for those poot-sharting. Poot-sharting is also very rarely used with correct verb conjugation and is often purposefully used in defiance of English grammar.
“Uhhhh… Jombly… I uhhh…. I poot-sharting!”
“Ah man. I poot-sharting again.”
“I forgot to poot-sharted today.”
“Ah man. I poot-sharting again.”
“I forgot to poot-sharted today.”
by Rad Parker December 21, 2021
Get the Poot-Sharting mug."Did you see all those ploaps the dog laid in the room?"
"Clean up those ploaps!"
"I can't talk now, I'm droppin ploaps!"
"These ploaps are everywhere!"
"Clean up those ploaps!"
"I can't talk now, I'm droppin ploaps!"
"These ploaps are everywhere!"
by Rad Parker November 12, 2012
Get the ploap mug.To “tear cheek” is essentially the same as to “rip ass”, but designed for the more eloquent and less brutish of speakers.
“Richard, honey! I’m about to tear cheek, so you better come hither!”
“Dude, I just tore so bad.”
“I can smell that tear for miles!”
“I feel like tearing cheek today.”
“Dude, I just tore so bad.”
“I can smell that tear for miles!”
“I feel like tearing cheek today.”
by Rad Parker December 21, 2021
Get the Tearing Cheek mug.When someone wants to be treated a certain way, they say: “fart-treat me like that.” The “fart” before “treat” creates a cute tone of playfulness. It can also be used in sexual contexts.
“Fart-treat me like a donkey.”
“Dude, don’t fart-treat me like that anymore.”
“Fart-treat me like Dagon.”
“Dude, don’t fart-treat me like that anymore.”
“Fart-treat me like Dagon.”
by Rad Parker December 21, 2021
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