When one is unsure whether or not they are defecating or being fartaceous. Poot-sharting can be a somewhat scary experience for those poot-sharting. Poot-sharting is also very rarely used with correct verb conjugation and is often purposefully used in defiance of English grammar.
“Uhhhh… Jombly… I uhhh…. I poot-sharting!”
“Ah man. I poot-sharting again.”
“I forgot to poot-sharted today.”
“Ah man. I poot-sharting again.”
“I forgot to poot-sharted today.”
by Rad Parker December 21, 2021
Acne of one’s crack. Crackne often appears along the edges of an individual’s butt-crack, usually appearing red and irritated. Crackne can be temporary or permanent. Permanent crackne can be treated with laser removal techniques, similar to treatments used on face acne.
“Man, you really gotta take care of your crackne there, Ethan.”
“Doc said I’ve got a bad case of them crackne, Ma.”
“I just sat down and popped some crackne!”
“Doc said I’ve got a bad case of them crackne, Ma.”
“I just sat down and popped some crackne!”
by Rad Parker December 21, 2021
A genuine father figure usually defined by his ability to nurture as well as laugh amongst the chaps. The word “Dadberone” is a combination of the English word, “dad” and the chocolate brand name, “Toblerone”. A dadberone is a very special someone, often times a lover of sorts.
“Thanks, dadberone.”
“Damn, dude. You’re such a dadberone!”
“Thanks for being such a father figure, dadberone.”
“Fart-treat me like a dadberone, Dagon!”
“Damn, dude. You’re such a dadberone!”
“Thanks for being such a father figure, dadberone.”
“Fart-treat me like a dadberone, Dagon!”
by Rad Parker December 21, 2021
A BarnBobby is a small anthropomorphic parasite which inhabits the human rectum. The BarnBobby often takes the form of your dad’s face and your step mom’s face mixed together, while supporting its bulky head with spider-like appendages. These little guys can be pretty hard to expunge, usually requiring hefty loads of horse semen injections to finish the job. When jumping from an old host to a new one, they are often heard yelling, “BaarnnnnnBOBBAYY!”
“Ah brother, I’ve got another BarnBobby inside me rn.”
“Dude, I’ve never had a BarnBobby before… you think I could snag yours?!”
“I’ve got an itchy hole… can you check for BarnBobbies?”
“Dude, I’ve never had a BarnBobby before… you think I could snag yours?!”
“I’ve got an itchy hole… can you check for BarnBobbies?”
by Rad Parker December 21, 2021
"Did you see all those ploaps the dog laid in the room?"
"Clean up those ploaps!"
"I can't talk now, I'm droppin ploaps!"
"These ploaps are everywhere!"
"Clean up those ploaps!"
"I can't talk now, I'm droppin ploaps!"
"These ploaps are everywhere!"
by Rad Parker November 12, 2012
When someone wants to be treated a certain way, they say: “fart-treat me like that.” The “fart” before “treat” creates a cute tone of playfulness. It can also be used in sexual contexts.
“Fart-treat me like a donkey.”
“Dude, don’t fart-treat me like that anymore.”
“Fart-treat me like Dagon.”
“Dude, don’t fart-treat me like that anymore.”
“Fart-treat me like Dagon.”
by Rad Parker December 21, 2021
Similar to “Poot-sharting”, fart-sharting is the act of farting and subsequently sharting directly after without breaking the continuity of said fart. Fart-sharting can often times end in horrific and nightmarish scenes.
“Umm… Jombly… I Uhhhhh… I’m fart-sharting!”
“I keep fart-sharting during these work meetings. Better cut back on the beans.”
“I love fart-sharting.”
“I keep fart-sharting during these work meetings. Better cut back on the beans.”
“I love fart-sharting.”
by Rad Parker December 21, 2021