hoop residue

fecal matter mixed with other bodily fluids which 'mature' in the crevices of the butt..density, colour, smell and texture may vary from hoop to hoop..ie a trucker may have more pungent and courser residue than a ballerina..tends to accumulate and harden around stray hairs..tramps have this in abundance..can also be found under the nail if ass hole is vigorously scratched

my mate was buggin me so i scratched out some dam fine hoop residue and smeared it on the mothers' mints..oh how i laughed when the silly little ring piece ate it...i hope it went down smoothly!

by rach February 20, 2004

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muffin

Something that J.G and R.S wanted me to make a def of.
Also slang for a cunt.
i.e Cunt muffin

I cant belive I have to do a def for muffin!
God, that guy is such a Cunt Muffin.

by rach April 07, 2005

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daffodil rachel

annoying but lovable
short hair looks awesome. a rachel -
Absolutely perfect in every way. daffodil - something about an ass

short hair on a rachel

by rach March 14, 2005

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shiznitch

The cat's meow, the dog's bollox, the best.

A nonsense formulation popularised by Tenacious D's lazy urban hymn to love: "My biznitch is the Shiznitch"

by rach February 20, 2004

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dappy

mad, dippy, stupid, silly, eccentric not right in the head or mental. Can be either positive or negative.

1. That girl is so dappy, I tell you. But ya gotta love her She's got a lot of nerve 2 go out wiv a black bloke round ere!(good)

2. That girl is so dappy. She will never see any sense, what a totally unsuitable guy to go out with. She will pay the price for her dappiness.

by rach February 26, 2003

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