Faught Joke

A very poorly thought out, and not so spontaneous joke that causes children to cry, women to stare and men to drop their jaws due to it's pure, absolute stupidity.
(three friends walking to thier car)
#2 "Shotgun!" naming front passenger seat

#3 "Machinegun" third dork trying to crack a joke....
by Ryan December 27, 2003
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schmob

The act of mobbing except 10 times sicker. Driving around, bumping some loud ass music (anything from gangsta rap to billy joel), being a crazy asshole and picking up some hoes.
We went schmobbing last night and had a sick ass fukin time
by ryan November 20, 2003
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rollar coastar

by Ryan December 14, 2004
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botany

A place a person would prefer not to live in, an area in which mentally, physically or emotionally diturbed people - if you can call them that - reside
I hate Botany, never go to Botany
by ryan July 02, 2004
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Volumtious Scrumcious

A word to describe parts of woman.. or mens body or whatever else you may have a fetish for......
Damn that goat has a Volumtious Scrumcious reer end.
by Ryan May 05, 2004
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finesseful

a term used to describe one who performs a task with such finesse, that they achieve sublime perfection in that particular task
in taking that catch, Ryan provided a finesseful display of skill
by ryan October 16, 2004
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Boobies

What I desire a lot of the time, though I rather prefer booty more often. These are the big or small squishy attractive things on a girl's/woman's chest.
Also see fun bags, jugs, boobs, tits, and knockers.
I liked to stare at her boobies a lot
by Ryan December 01, 2004
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