tick

To get some playing time in a sports game.

That dude is garbage. He gets no tick.

by Ryan December 08, 2003

stanley steamer

When you are taking a shower, and a family member or roomate comes into the bathroom and takes a shit at the same time. The mixture of shit smell and hot humid air is absolutely intolerable.

No fucking way, John. Wait till I'm done with my shower, asshole.

by Ryan October 29, 2004

Q

1. The bald, old scientist in the James Bond movies who always had the coolest inventions but none of the girls. 2. A hi-tech nerd with no game.

Nate Byrne is the ultimate Q.

by Ryan April 15, 2004

cockstridge

its not a cock; not an ostridge, but its a cockstridge

ryan, brenden, and chuck are geniuses or just queer, maybe we can get some beer. cockstridges have legs and can beat you in a race too.

by ryan October 02, 2003

Roighter

a person whose right arm is strong because they jack off alot. theese people are pathetic.

1.he is so desperate he became a roighter
2.he got cock blocked, guess hes gonna be a roighter
3.at least im not a roighter

by Ryan March 01, 2005

MounDewJunkie

One who consumes a very large amount of Mountain Dew each and every day and experiences no side effects from the large consumption. This person should be held high in ranking among the best of the population.

Ryan is such a MounDewJunkie! He consumed 20 cans today! Thats awesome!

by Ryan December 07, 2004

douche mongrel

one who irritates the hell out of you; see also: asshole, dickwad, douche bag

dude, you're such a douche mongrel.

by Ryan January 08, 2004