RYAN's definitions

mantis shrimp

A mantis type shrimp that lives in the ocean. It is a very creepy animal that you never want to tangle with.

There are two different types of mantis shrimp. One has a a hammer like claw, while the other has sharp claws that dig into your leg muscles. They are known to smash aquariums with their elbows.

BAM! I just got stabbed by a mantis shrimp. Now I'm dead.

by ryan April 16, 2004

de-dicked

(1) the classification of a woman on a man's mobile phone.
(2) If she was not up to sexual par, she has now been de-dicked and will never receive the pleasure of the dick from him or any of his friends again.

(1)"Annie is a dumb whore.... her new name on the cell is: de-dicked Annie."

(2)"She was the worst fuck ever!..She is now, de-dicked."

by Ryan January 20, 2004

Drop a Kulas

to move one's bowels or take a crap

He went to the bathroom and dropped a Kulas

by ryan November 10, 2004

Tats

A thinly-disguised word that means the same as Tits.

Jacob: So, do you like tats?
Ryan: You betcha. I like them a lot.

by Ryan October 26, 2004

lastserenade

Function: noun/verb

1. to suck
2. to be objectionable or inadequate
3. awful

1. Shiz..that lastserenades to hit the rail that hard.

2. I would have had that guy if I wasn't so lastserenade.

3. Wow, that was really lastserenade of me.

by Ryan February 10, 2004

goodtimes

Something that was fun, Or sometimes used to describe smoking pot.

I went to Mikes house the other day and it was goodtimes.

by Ryan August 22, 2003

full monty

To whack off, jerk off, or jack off completely naked; minimum requirement is no shirt, pants at half-mast.

I just had a sweet full monty earlier today.

by Ryan April 10, 2005