RTM 1963's definitions
A traditional summer evening sport in many areas of the Australian State of Queensland.
This involves hunting the Cane Toad, one of the most revolting and toxic animals God saw fit to create, and one that the inhabitants of Queensland have a distinct love/hate relationship with. Traditional implements used to hunt cane toads include cricket bats, football boots, and 5-irons and drivers. Home-made cannons, built from steam pipe and mounted on dead lawnmower chassis, have been known to be employed in some of Queensland's regional areas in toading, as well as SUVs.
All in all, an activity that individuals, groups and families can enjoy.
This involves hunting the Cane Toad, one of the most revolting and toxic animals God saw fit to create, and one that the inhabitants of Queensland have a distinct love/hate relationship with. Traditional implements used to hunt cane toads include cricket bats, football boots, and 5-irons and drivers. Home-made cannons, built from steam pipe and mounted on dead lawnmower chassis, have been known to be employed in some of Queensland's regional areas in toading, as well as SUVs.
All in all, an activity that individuals, groups and families can enjoy.
Hey, Headjob! We're going toading tonight! Want in?
Ah, looks like they're going toading. That, or it's some wierd form of cricket involving golf clubs.
Ah, looks like they're going toading. That, or it's some wierd form of cricket involving golf clubs.
by RTM 1963 October 1, 2021

by RTM 1963 March 4, 2023

A term used to indicate the presence of a possible faggotorium, or the presence of faggotry somewhere.
So that's Nudgee College, eh?
Yes. Sometimes, when you pass the place at night, you can hear the screams from the boys' dormatory.
Yes. Sometimes, when you pass the place at night, you can hear the screams from the boys' dormatory.
by RTM 1963 October 23, 2023

The protruding stub found on the upper surface of blocks of Lego and its imitations. Especially painful when you step on one at night.
"Jesus Fuck! I'm going to kill that kid!"
"What happened?"
"I just impaled my foot on a Lego's agony nipple! That kid is dead meat!"
"What happened?"
"I just impaled my foot on a Lego's agony nipple! That kid is dead meat!"
by RTM 1963 April 29, 2023

NIckname for Donald trump supporters coined by Berkley Breathed of "Bloom County" fame in his revived comic strip "Bloom County 2015" on Friday, 7th of August, 2015.
by RTM 1963 September 12, 2015

Nickname for Scott Morrison, who is, as of writing, the current Australian Prime Minister.
This nickname came about because a) he started signing himself "ScoMo" on Twitter, and b) because it describes him perfectly.
This nickname came about because a) he started signing himself "ScoMo" on Twitter, and b) because it describes him perfectly.
"Oh, Lord. ScumMo is pontificating... again!
by RTM 1963 March 21, 2021

Term given to a faggotorium, usually a male brothel.
Also used for all male private boarding schools.
Also used for all male private boarding schools.
"What's that building?"
"Oh, that's the local House of Bum."
"Nudgee College: the largest House of Bum on the northern bayside."
"Oh, that's the local House of Bum."
"Nudgee College: the largest House of Bum on the northern bayside."
by RTM 1963 November 3, 2024
