Definitions by RTM 1963

Muttink 

A word used by people of a very special level of intelligence for what others would call a dog.

"Whose muttink is this?"

Muttink by RTM 1963 September 19, 2025

Bum Boy of the Bum Boy 

Someone who regularly gets sodomised by someone who regularly gets sodomised by a top.

"Oh, look! That one's a bum boy of the bum boy! Low man on the totem pole at Nudgee College!

Bum Boy of the Bum Boy by RTM 1963 September 12, 2025

House Of Bum 

Term given to a faggotorium, usually a male brothel.

Also used for all male private boarding schools.

"What's that building?"

"Oh, that's the local House of Bum."

"Nudgee College: the largest House of Bum on the northern bayside."

House Of Bum by RTM 1963 November 3, 2024

Poofter Drill 

A called out warning by a member of the Australian Defence Forces (usually the Army) whenever servicemen from an arm of the forces considered to be a next of poofters are approaching. The response it to stand with your backs to the wall.

"Here comes the Navy! Poofter drill, everyone!"

"Oh, fuck off!"

Poofter Drill by RTM 1963 October 5, 2024

The Bum Boys Are Screaming 

Used to describe activity observed either in or around a known or suspected faggotorium.

"What's going on?"

"It looks as though the bum boys are screaming at Nudgee College tonight."

The Bum Boys Are Screaming by RTM 1963 July 28, 2024

You Can Hear The Screams 

A term used to indicate the presence of a possible faggotorium, or the presence of faggotry somewhere.

So that's Nudgee College, eh?

Yes. Sometimes, when you pass the place at night, you can hear the screams from the boys' dormatory.

You Can Hear The Screams by RTM 1963 October 23, 2023

Cockroach 

Australian term for a person born in New South Wales. Named for the insect pest and just as popular as the insect pest too amongst other Australians, especially Queenslanders.

The Cockroaches are going to be crushed by the power of the Queensland Maroons.

Cockroach by RTM 1963 October 18, 2023