ROBERT's definitions

Sleepy Steve

Sleepy Steve is when you find a sleeping friend, and squat down on the pillow next to his face and lay a big turd. You then proceed to stick your finger in it and write you initials on his forehead. Then you squat down on their face, well spearding your asscrack, and put then tip of their nose into it so their nose is covered with shit. Then if they still aren't awake, you have the right to japanese donkey punch them.

Before Andrew went to bed Robert told him to watch out for a Sleepy Steve... he wasnt kidding...

by Robert October 6, 2004

Stradgies

See Strategy

"Agh Yuh... Check out these new business stradgies I've come up with. Notice them cackalations*, buddy?"

(* see Cackalate)

by Robert October 22, 2003

nomoneyndabank

To tell one he/she has no wealth in order to get out of paying.

When the store clerk asked for the money, the customer said sorry nomoneyndabank

by robert January 24, 2005

|>|-|34|2

Derived from Ph33r, which means ultimate fear

Katie |>|-|34|2s cactuar

by Robert March 8, 2004

Ricer

A person, usually a male under the age of 25, who buys an economy car(or is given one by their parents in the hopes that they will be reasonable) and attempts to hide the fact that its an economy car with body kits and spoilers that creat more drag than downforce, yet somehow (supposedly) help with acceleration and handling in a Front wheel drive car. Easily identified by the distinct sound of an extremely pissed off bumble bee, and a familiar, yet hard to describe smell coming from the exhaust, easliy smelled 10 car lengths back.

I smell......Rice.....

by Robert September 21, 2003

Panitheas

To be a royal pain in the ass

She can be a real panitheas when is comes to talking about money.

by Robert March 14, 2005

skanger

The Skanger: these creatures numbers are growing at quite an alarming rate due to their frenetic breeding, they are most likely recognised by shabby reebok and or addidas gear or if their really moving up in the criminal world,nike. They can also be recognised by their unusual birdlike walk which usually involves them moving their head back and forth much akin to a pigeon on speed.
Can be heard to say if in their immediate "pack" or "herd" of freinds "waaaaats tha storeeeeeeeee" or if a passer by- "Give us your mobile or I'll fuckin knife ya ya fuckin mupa!"
mating call:"Here Get out yar dick will yas!!!"

"Oh Darling look at that awful character he is defecating on that BMW ! "

by Robert July 23, 2003