ROB Z's definitions

beer monocle

like beer goggles, except the person with the monocle on is so drunk one eye is closed shut...therefore, turning the goggles into a monocle.

I would have never fucked that fat whore had i not been wearing the beer monocle.

by rob z February 15, 2005

F.B.I

Federal Bureau of Intoxication

This dude works for the FBI, He hooked me up with some Balck and Tans

by ROB Z April 18, 2003