Definitions by ROB Z

beer monocle 

like beer goggles, except the person with the monocle on is so drunk one eye is closed shut...therefore, turning the goggles into a monocle.

I would have never fucked that fat whore had i not been wearing the beer monocle.

beer monocle by rob z February 15, 2005

F.B.I 

Federal Bureau of Intoxication

This dude works for the FBI, He hooked me up with some Balck and Tans

F.B.I by ROB Z April 18, 2003