humpsex

both humping and sexing

Rob humbsexed emory, emory giggled.

by Rob July 13, 2003

grouphug

A cool website where all these freaky people confess all the freaky stuff they've done. Its sometimes really funny, and sometimes really scary.
grouphug.us

#424166984:
I fart terribly often at work, I just let them waft out, they go from nothing, to slightly stale to fresh and finally when I do one that makes me gasp, I go take a dump. My podmates must know its me and I hate to think what they must think of me for it but I dont stop,


#339895017
i fake being lesbian with my friends so that i could fuck their boyfriends without getting caught

by Rob March 16, 2004

Quay

meaning fuck you. Origin from Thailand.

"You know what Bob, "Quay".

by rob January 13, 2005

swinette

A fictional musical instrument made by stretching two hairs across a pig's ass.

Usually used to piss off someone who is bothering you:
"Why don't you go play a swinette?"
"What's a swinette?"
"Two hairs stretched across a pig's ass, shithead!"

by Rob November 30, 2003

miriah one off

The art of tossing off while watching the fake celebrity porn pictures of miriah carey taking it up the rim your sick friend has sent you, usually putting them in a folder and watching them as a slide show, leaving both your hands free to attempt to catch the imminent waterfall.

Dude, fuck off a minute, im bursting to miriah one off.

by Rob October 22, 2004

Urbandictionary namecaller

Someone who feels the need to define someones name and call them bad things.

Also see Urbandictionary Junkie

EDUARDO IS A PEICE OF CRAP FROM SOME MESSAGE BOARD!!!!111!11!1!!!11!1!!1oneone!!!!

by Rob October 10, 2004

Kyfe

A theif.
One who borrows without permission, and has no intention on giving it back.
One who takes something valuable to get back at someone.

Also see asshole

Ben's a fucking kyfe.

"I'm pissed."
"Why?"
"Roger kyfed my sister's virginity before I could."

by Rob December 24, 2004