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when you mess something up really bad, this is a word you say to exlaim great disbelief and dispair about a result
I lost my wallet. Slapnuts !!
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by Rob February 28, 2003
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There is no actual proof that this has ever happened.
There is no actual proof that this has ever happened.
"I thought i had a poo, but there was nothing in the pan. When I wiped my arse, there was nothing there!"
"Youve had a phantom ace, mate."
"Youve had a phantom ace, mate."
by Rob July 18, 2005
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