Definitions by REV. SPOONS FELTCHMURKIN

Bent son in hedges

An alternative way of requesting a well known cigarette brand from a shopkeeper.

'Can I have a pack of bent son in hedges please?'

Bent son in hedges by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 6, 2008

cuntsock 

A Composite of 'Cunt' and 'Sock'

A cuntsock was a garment usually worn on the foot as a sock, that now is used as an aid to male masterbation.

Mainly for the sole purpose of serving as a convenient receptacle for male sexual fluid (see lovejelly) and for its absorbant qualities (exception - Terylene).

Use of the word Cuntsock and the usage of an actual cuntsock is generally researved for -

adolescent boys, perverts, men without partners, men with partners, gentlemen who do not keep a hanky by their bedside and those who are not in the habit of keeping things tidy.

'james' old nike cuntsock lay damp and sodden at the side of his bed. He sighed, then gently broke wind like ladies do.'

cuntsock by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 6, 2008

vagetarian 

One who consumes vegetables via the vagina.

"No meat shall pass through these lips, im a strict vagetarian"

vagetarian by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 1, 2008

Cockshake 

Male Masterbation
Male Semen

Going for a cockshake.

Gave her a drink of my double choc chip cockshake.

spilt my cockshake over my new trousers.

Cockshake by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 1, 2008

end product 

slang term for semen

"She took a load of my end product right up the harris!" boasted Malcolm.

end product by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 1, 2008