Definitions by RANDOM DUDE

cake on a plate 

The most desired food of Neil. Often found accompanied with orange juice.

Ah, yes I was just sitting down telling my amusing story, whilst some man stole my cake on a plate. He says he was proper banged.

cake on a plate by Random Dude January 14, 2005

Dec 

He who likes it more than one way.
Can be put into any number of amusing situations. Drives the decmobile.

Oh no backs to the wall lads. It's Dec!

Dec by Random Dude January 13, 2005

CN 

Chem symbol for cyanide

You can get away with murder from taking CN pills- all it costs is some cash and your life.

CN by Random DUDE December 14, 2004

paraphilia 

Scientific term of a sexual fantasy/ attraction beyond what society sees as normal. Also known as sexual perversion or deviation. Usually comes from childhood abuse, anti-socialism, depression, etc.

Fetishes, sado-masochism, anal, and other disturbing shit use your imagination.

paraphilia by RANDOM DUDE November 22, 2004

statutory rape 

The act of fucking someone who is under 18 (When your 18+) - quite ILLEGAL and common in USA. Quite LEGAL and common in Japan.

Need I say more?........................

statutory rape by RANDOM DUDE November 22, 2004

kaleidoscope 

1) A little scope u look into to see a variety of swirling colours.

2) LSD and stoner vision.

If you can't afford a kaleidoscope- smoke some weed and you;ll enjoying it all night long.

kaleidoscope by RANDOM DUDE November 22, 2004

Car fucker 

Someone who finds sexual pleasure with cars whether it be-
1)fucking the exhaust pipe,
2)feeling da vibes of da engine, or 3)simply a person who is too cheap to buy car lube so he uses his cum instead.
4)Masturbating over a car (over under)

Any of your friends car fuckers- it's a victimless crime but theyz prob so fucked up dat they need sum yrz of therapy.

Car fucker by RANDOM DUDE November 22, 2004