RAM's definitions

Ihab

An Ihab is a damn beast. He averages 13 goals a game and 19 blocks. He once destroyed the world and rebuilt it with his beastliness. He also bought spinnin' teeth for himself and his future children. Ihab agrees that Bibby is majestic and thinks Allen Iverson looks like Ludacris.

Hal Ihab beast? Na'am, na'am.

by ram January 16, 2005

indian

A person of country India

by ram January 15, 2003

Apoopalypse

During an unusually voluminous defacation, the sensation that one's vital organs will be lost along with the fecal matter.

Jimmy scrawled a hurried last will and testament on the bathroom stall door, because he was shitting so fast and heavy that he thought surely this was the Apoopalypse.

by ram February 25, 2005

dude

One who renders himself conspicuous by affectation of dress, manners, and speech. The word was first familiarised in London in 1881, and is a revival of the old word dudes (clothes). We have several derivations, as dudder, one who sells dress-pieces; duddery, a rag-shop; duddle, to wrap up warmly (Halliwell), etc. It is not of American origin. The term is also unisex.

He is a cool dude.
Look at that dude.

by Ram May 13, 2005

comedy-captive

A person who politely smiles and feigns amusement, while someone in their presence re-enacts a comedy sequence so poorly that others nearby are embarrassed.

John's longwinded retelling of the usually hilarious apoopalypse skit made me a comedy-captive for four painful minutes.

by ram March 8, 2005

Lady Bug Effect

when HR department in companies go hiring female candidates on the false pretext of gender balance in their organization.

companies hiring only female candidates during the current financial year is another example of "Lady Bug Effect".

by rAM August 27, 2012

fauxne call

Pretending to be involved in a phone conversation, especially to avoid someone or to appear busy.

Jake was nervous about being in a room full of strangers, so he made a fauxne call that lasted as long as the party.

by ram October 2, 2007