An event in which Fordham Prep of the Bronx, NY is destined to emerge victorious for the rest of eternity.
by Ram January 26, 2005
An Ihab is a damn beast. He averages 13 goals a game and 19 blocks. He once destroyed the world and rebuilt it with his beastliness. He also bought spinnin' teeth for himself and his future children. Ihab agrees that Bibby is majestic and thinks Allen Iverson looks like Ludacris.
by ram January 17, 2005
by ram March 01, 2005
During an unusually voluminous defacation, the sensation that one's vital organs will be lost along with the fecal matter.
Jimmy scrawled a hurried last will and testament on the bathroom stall door, because he was shitting so fast and heavy that he thought surely this was the Apoopalypse.
by ram February 25, 2005
A person who politely smiles and feigns amusement, while someone in their presence re-enacts a comedy sequence so poorly that others nearby are embarrassed.
John's longwinded retelling of the usually hilarious apoopalypse skit made me a comedy-captive for four painful minutes.
by ram March 08, 2005