Definitions by Quilly The Porcupine

Human Warehouse 

Nursing or retirement home. Any place where people reside in numbers while waiting for the end of life.

I need to go see my grandma at the human warehouse.

Human Warehouse by Quilly The Porcupine January 26, 2011

Capitol Dog 

A band in the midwest created by a musician from Seattle.

Hey, I went onto Garageband.com the other day and found a cool sounding band named Capitol Dog. Their music is diverse and rocks almost like alternative. Capitol Dog

Capitol Dog by Quilly The Porcupine July 14, 2009

Date Bail 

Having a bailout plan when going on a blind date in case he or she is not what you expected and you do not want to spend the entire evening with them.

I had my friend call me at at a pre-arranged time when I went out on my blind date to see if I needed a date bail

Date Bail by Quilly The Porcupine May 27, 2009

Penis Grease 

Any kind of low budget alcohol drank out of desperation at a party after all the good booze is gone.

Mark: Any beer left?
Janet: No, but I think there is a couple of bottles of penis grease upstairs in the pantry

Penis Grease by Quilly the Porcupine April 29, 2009

Fluffed Up 

Getting high

I got so fluffed up last night after smoking that weed

Fluffed Up by Quilly the Porcupine April 29, 2009

Cramalot 

A place of storage that is overflowing or crowded with collected items that one may or may not ever use again.
(mostly used in referral to a remote storage building or area)

I need to go to my Cramalot to find some winter clothes but it so full of stuff that it will take me at least an hour to find the right box

Cramalot by Quilly the Porcupine April 29, 2009

Wal-Mutt 

A person or persons that have to go to Wal-Mart at least once a day

My sister is such a Wal-Mutt, she goes there all the time for everything

Wal-Mutt by Quilly the Porcupine April 28, 2009